part 262 slippers made of glass

[aphanon_meme]

"Some claim the shoe was made of fur... others insist it was glass!" Don't mind me, just watching Ever After while writing and reading and staring at a wall. Cinderella is one of my favorite fairytales. I really like the Rodgers & Hammerstein version, too. "Impossible" has been my main ringtone for a while now, so I love it when people call

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Pfffft now I have to.

[dam_stijl]

[swipes it up and totally isn't cuddling it]

Good.

HAVE AT ME

[cymru_am_bith]

[ vaguely indignant at that look, you're staring like he was contemplating murder ]

Oi, that look, wossit for, boyo? Weren't planning nothing foul, not me, that what you think?

OH BB.

[dam_stijl]

[but he...was]

[the hell. that takes him a minute to decipher]

You called it food. [hugs that fuzzy fucker even tighter]

/tutses?

[cymru_am_bith]

[ ..... okay point taken ]

[ but for chrissake-- ]

'S not just food, you know! 'S not food at all, by size of his stomach, you see! Too house-bred, this 'un here, carn make cawl nor cut of it!

/eyeroll

[dam_stijl]

[looks down at it]

Fuck no, it's not food.

[...]

The hell was that last part.

OH COME ON STOP PRETENDING YOU DON'T LIKE IT

[cymru_am_bith]

You not ever have no proper rabbit cawl, have you, boyo? 'S a treat, that, carn go without a taste of it once-- good-good with leeks, it is-- fill you right up, keep you warm come winter! Good-good soup any time, really!

[ cigarette! ]

SHHHHHHHH.

[dam_stijl]

....not whatever rabbit crawl you're talkin' about.

[rabbit stop squirming that dude will EAT YOU]

[...oh]

[holds his hand out rabbit stay right there in that other arm goddammit]

Re: SHHHHHHHH.

[cymru_am_bith]

Wossit you talks of 'crawls', eh? Rabbits not craw at all, they hop, you know!

[ handing over a cigarette, here you go ]

[dam_stijl]

[flat look]

Whatever the hell you just said then.

[no shit] Got a light? [he'd dig in his pocket...but...bunny]

[cymru_am_bith]

Aye-aye, not one for patience, you, is you?

[ lighter that appears almost as though from nowhere! ]

You that Netherlands feller, you is, eh? Cun place you now, I cun, hatto recollect a bit!

[dam_stijl]

No.

[he'll lean right into that though]

That's me. And you're that fucker that's hard to understand.

Thanks for the smoke, though.

[cymru_am_bith]

[ ugh not this shit again ]

Oi, talks tidy enough, I does, not me fault at all you carn make heads nor tails of it, boyo! Ought listen careful, you ought!

[dam_stijl]

[don't look at him like that. and bunny, stop squirming, he's trying to smoke here]

Not like English is my first language.

[cymru_am_bith]

.... 'S not, eh?

[ WELL THEN UHHHH ]

[ it's been a while since he has been out okay ]

[dam_stijl]

No. It's not.

[well this got awkward]

[sets the bunny down]

You're not gonna eat that, right.

[...]

Is it yours?

[cymru_am_bith]

[ yeaaaaaaaah uh ]

[ bunny moves a little closer ]

Aye-aye, if it wants to be, that! Carn makes a choice for it just mesef, you know!