part 263 lost children sold to the circus

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Sunday/Monday! I've been working on procrastinated work all day, and then reading a Dear America book - well, Royal Diaries, but they're both from Scholastic sooo whatever! How was your weekend? The weather here is a bit warmer kind of sort of, but it snowed today... I think the weather is cursed.

View flat!Enjoy part 263

Comments

[anonymous]

What if I shoved my cock in your face?

[eesti_arvuti]

>|

[failiciano]

France, it's 3 AM! Why are you still up? You shouldn't drink at this hour! Or put your national animal in people's faces, it might get scared and scratch someone!

[kingkongeriget]

Don' think yer cock'd 'ppreciate that much...ain't so bad if it's fixed, tho'.

[anonymous]

Oh, you. What a kidder. ≖‿≖
I bet my cock would appreciate it
very
much
≖‿≖

[kingkongeriget]

Naw! More've a pork-raisin' fella m'self, but I reckon I know a fair bit 'bout cocks!

They're awful quick t'startle an' they can get in a mean way if ya scare 'em. An' if yer raisin' it fer show, ya gotta look out fer yer cock hurtin' itself. Ain't never gonna look th'same, ya know!

[anonymous]

wow

that's

impressive.

and by impressive i mean

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF oh you cutie I can't even get annoyed at the innuendo flying right over your head, c'mere and give me a hug why don'tcha ;3;

[kingkongeriget]

[...]

[hugs? OKAY!]

[...but seriously, now]

Innuendo? Where's there innuendo at?

[anonymous]

Ffffffffbuhyoo

[Hugs and clings and laughs into your shirt]

Ahahaahafffffff. Never mind, sweetie. i don't feel like explaining. <3

[iceandheather]

....

[Did he seriously miss that?]

[... Apparently so.]

Denmark. It's not... they don't mean that kind.

[kingkongeriget]

--eh?

Ain't sure there's any other kind, Nor.

[ah! wait!]

'less ya mean th'verb-kind? With th'guns?

[mimes cocking a gun]

[iceandheather]

No, not that.

[Clears his throat. Can't quite look at him directly.]

[...Because it's becoming rather difficult to keep a straight face.]

Think you need t'brush up on your English slang.

[kingkongeriget]

[...]

[pulls out phone]

[> http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cock#Noun]

[looks up at the thread above]

[and back down to the phone]

[up at the thread]

--well! I'll be! Them anonym sure are friendly, ain't they!

[iceandheather]

Could put it that way. Not how I'd call it.

Upside is, they only questioned on it. Usually they don't seem inclined.

[kingkongeriget]

[looks a bit troubled by that, actually]

Sure, they're kinda bold sorts. They ain't actually done nothin' outta line, tho' yeah? Jus' jokin' in good fun?

[so far, they've seemed mostly harmless...]

[iceandheather]

[Seems about to say something, but -- stops. Reconsiders. Schools his expression.]

They ain't trustworthy. Know y'like to think the best of people, but in this case... Wouldn't be out've place to be cautious.