part 263 lost children sold to the circus

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Sunday/Monday! I've been working on procrastinated work all day, and then reading a Dear America book - well, Royal Diaries, but they're both from Scholastic sooo whatever! How was your weekend? The weather here is a bit warmer kind of sort of, but it snowed today... I think the weather is cursed.

View flat!Enjoy part 263

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DRIVEBY because you're fucking swamped.

[dam_stijl]

Gimme some smokes. Without the firecrackers.

HALP ME. /DROWNING

[le_coq_gaulois]

Without-? [Not even going to ask.]

What happened to the ones I gave you? [Sold you. Oh, whatever. Buys some shitty ones and hands them over.] Here you are, sir, enjoy~

OKEY. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO REPLY TO THIS. EVAR.

[dam_stijl]

[he really shouldn't]

Hong Kong put firecrackers in some. [the rest he's keeping an eye on] Thanks.

partridge!anon, taking over (it's okey, right)

[dam_stijl]

/offering him matches out of nowhere

So you are part of this host event.

Ooooooh SUDDENLY THREADJACK.

[dam_stijl]

[takes one]

[offers a cig in return]

[...fuck]

Yep. [he's wearing a nice, niiiice suit, can't ya tell?]

partridge!anon - I'm just trying to help France-mun /total altruist here

[dam_stijl]

Ah, no, thanks!

/lighting his already stuffed pipe instead - now hopefully Netherlands like vanilla scents

That's fortunate, I have a request. Should we sit down somewhere? This might take a while.

/smiles

Of course pffft. UGH CAPTCHA.

[dam_stijl]

[feel his grumpy judgement of flavored tobaccos]

Sure. Wherever ya want.

[he has a bad feeling about this]

partridge!anon - welcome to my life!

[dam_stijl]

/finds a nice spot for them and plops down (with that judgement flying right over his head)

Well, what I'd like to get from you is some information!

/looking way too happy about this

Tell me everything you know about the relationship between Hong Kong and Iceland. Be as detailed as you can be, I've brought enough time. Oh, and be absolutely truthful! You wouldn't want to disappoint... people in high places, hm?

8l

[dam_stijl]

Uh-huh. And why do y'want this, exactly.

[speaking of people in high places and iceland...]

partridge!anon - aw, is that face for captcha or the "request"?

[dam_stijl]

That shouldn't concern you.

/slowly exhales some smoke

Just remember, you have a task to fulfill here. And you are being watched. Maybe right now as we are speaking.

You've had some trouble with Hong Kong lately, right? What have you seen and heard about him establishing, ah, relations with Iceland? I know you have some thoughts on the matter. Come on, tell me the truth.

Oh, totally for Captcha. I'm a sadist to this guy.

[dam_stijl]

You're worse than France.

[huffs and smokes his own smoke, thinking. it sounds like you're after hong kong, but still...]

Fine. But first - Iceland's my charge right now. Fuck with him, and you're fuckin' with me. Got it?

partridge!anon - alright, but don't hesitate to blow him off if it's too much of a hassle!

[dam_stijl]

Got it.

/actually supposed to be shadowing Hong Kong right now, but hey, Netherlands presents a welcome opportunity to take a shortcut to the info

So you are responsible for him... I take it then that you aren't very happy about Hong Kong hanging around him and influencing his actions, are you? Coincidentally I'm not very happy about it either even though I'm sort of coming from the opposite side and actually just in it for the ox tail soup, so you might just have found an alley!

/friendly, trustworthy smile

How would you describe their current stance on each other? And what might be a way to convince either of them that the other is bad influence? Also what exactly happened yesterday? I heard about Iceland being disqualified from the host event and Hong Kong having his hand in it..?

o7

[dam_stijl]

I'm not happy about Hong Kong blowing up all the damn smokes in the meme, no.

[this guy doesn't trust anyone, sorry]

I know they've fucked. From what they've said...Hong Kong likes Iceland more. [blows out some smoke] Just my impression, though.

[instead of answering the second question he'll just answer the last two]

Hong Kong and Seychelles knocked Iceland out. Don't know shit about why the - why Iceland - got disqualified, but those two probably fucked him over.

[hey guess who doesn't like hong kong]

partridge!anon

[dam_stijl]

/furrows his brows, contemplating for a minute

So... to sum it up they kind of have a hard-to-determine on-off relationship? They're unsure about how they feel about each other and such? And they screwed each other in both senses, huh. Oh man, such kids; this probably won't be easy.

/taking a long, thoughtful drag

Any idea what role Seychelles plays in this? Do you think she's trying to make Iceland look like a fool in order to win Hong Kong over for herself? Hell, do they even put that much thought into it?

[dam_stijl]

Yeah, something like that. Seems more onesided on Hong Kong's part, but I could be wrong. Ice doesn't let on to much.

[he'll just smoke while you smoke, then]

Not a damn clue. Knowing them, no. They don't.

Guess you're not gonna tell me what the hell you're up to, huh.

partridge!anon

[dam_stijl]

/offers a grin

I didn't let myself be roped into having to please everybody's whims! So, no. But should you come up with any kind of plan to bring about a diremption between them... well, just know that you wouldn't be without support.