part 264 little houses on the prairie

Apr 22, 2011 16:34

These past few weeks I've been reading/re-reading Dear America books, and I'm now on one about a prairie teacher in Nebraska... it's reminding me of being little and playing teacher! What was your favorite game when you were younger? Mine is a tie between Peter Pan, where I'd always be Wendy about to walk off the plank and make my brother's friend ( Read more... )

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...halp I'm hosting during livehour. dam_stijl April 23 2011, 06:06:05 UTC
[his mun whoever puts him in these situations is a cruel, evil person]

[and here he is again]

What the hell do you want.

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Re: ...halp I'm hosting during livehour. dateline_nbc April 23 2011, 06:11:21 UTC
I want you to take a seat.

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Re: ...halp I'm hosting during livehour. dam_stijl April 23 2011, 06:13:31 UTC
...YOU ARE AMAZING.

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Re: ...halp I'm hosting during livehour. dateline_nbc April 23 2011, 06:16:10 UTC
HAHAHAHAHA dam_stijl April 23 2011, 06:14:40 UTC
[blinks]

Sure.

[sits]

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' dateline_nbc April 23 2011, 06:16:46 UTC
Good evening.
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Want to tell me what you're doing here?

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dam_stijl April 23 2011, 06:25:51 UTC
[the hell]

I got tricked.

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dateline_nbc April 23 2011, 06:31:07 UTC
You were the one who got tricked?
Well, I have a log here from TulipBoy13 that says different, and I quote...

i don't care if ur 15 yo lol im gunna sux ur cok ;)

What do you have to say for yourself?

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dam_stijl April 23 2011, 06:44:33 UTC
[okay now he has no idea what's going on]

Wait - what the fuck? You're gonna have to elaborate.

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dateline_nbc April 23 2011, 06:52:16 UTC
Mister Netherlands, your IM handle on the internet is TulipBoy13. We have tracked your IP and your online habits. So, tell me...

Why?

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dam_stijl April 23 2011, 06:59:33 UTC
...you sure that's me?

[he's not...really...too great with technology]

I wouldn't pick such a fucking terrible name, either.

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dateline_nbc April 23 2011, 07:02:59 UTC
It's definitely you. Like I said, our experts have tracked it down.
Though, I can see you're not in the mood to talk.

The police are waiting outside.

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dam_stijl April 23 2011, 07:16:11 UTC
[he doesn't even text like that]

[WHOA WHOA WHOA]

The police.

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dateline_nbc April 23 2011, 07:19:10 UTC
Pedophilia is a crime.

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dam_stijl April 23 2011, 07:20:53 UTC
[scowls]

The hell are you talking about. I've never done shit with a kid.

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Re: ...halp I'm hosting during livehour. dam_stijl April 23 2011, 06:11:45 UTC
Hugs and kisses and cookies and snuggles?

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