part 264 little houses on the prairie

[aphanon_meme]

These past few weeks I've been reading/re-reading Dear America books, and I'm now on one about a prairie teacher in Nebraska... it's reminding me of being little and playing teacher! What was your favorite game when you were younger? Mine is a tie between Peter Pan, where I'd always be Wendy about to walk off the plank and make my brother's friend

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/threadjack hello I've got a few

[dam_stijl]

[swipes your phone and whistles]

How the hell did you piss him off that badly.

o hi how are you

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Tries to swipe his phone back! This is the last thing he needs!]

Kindly give me back my phone. [A pause.] Now would be preferable. [HE'S WAITING FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE.]

[Ugh, sigh.] It all has to do with this host thing, but I assure you it was his fault, not my own and he's being ridiculously spiteful about all of this! [D:]

Chick-fil-A and you're back /o/ Also herp derp I thought Prussia was done OTL

[dam_stijl]

[hands it over, raising an eyebrow]

Not your fault at all, huh.

Gimme some of that. And yes, I'm back in the States .o. No, he's never done.

[le_coq_gaulois]

Thank you, now he's typing furiously.]

[Not really looking at you.]

Non, not my fault at all. He began by stealing my phone and sending pictures of his rear to all my government officials, then proceeded to send my personal secrets to my president and practically everyone else in all of France and-

[...thinks for a moment.]

He deserved to be taken by Big Brother. [Shrugs.] But I certainly do not deserve this! [FRANTIC AT THE PICTURES HE'S RECEIVING HERE.]

/tosses a nugget at your head Ahhh it said "to be continued" /o\

[dam_stijl]

[snorts - that's pretty funny]

Sounds more like the pasty fucker embarrassed himself. Not you.

[?!] He got taken?

/EATS. And yeah, well, PRussia is dead.

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Hrmph.] The only problem is that that 'fucker' has me in trouble with half of my government. [THEY DON'T KNOW OF HIS SEXUAL WAYS, OKEY.]

[Nods.] Rightly so, too! He was put in a dog costume and I was one of the people given the antidote to save him. However, I dropped it and allowed him to die, but it seems he lived anyway. Unfortunate, if you ask me.

1/2 also /popcorn.gif

[dam_stijl]

They're morons if they think that's your ass. [france stop deluding yourself]

[....]

2/2

[dam_stijl]

You let him die.

[le_coq_gaulois]

...what's that supposed to mean? [He's about to be offended, but now he's defending himself.]

[Flat look.] Of course I let him die. He'd come back, non? He's a nation. [Or used to be, whatever.] Besides, he deserved it! He's a horrible person to more than just me and I'm sure you could agree!

[dam_stijl]

What, you think anyone would mistake your ass for his?

I dunno. He's not now. [how does that work] Yeah, he sucks...but I wouldn't have killed him. [france you are a horrible person]

[le_coq_gaulois]

I am not as pale as him, if that's what you are trying to say.

Either way, he's still alive so he has no reason to be doing this! [Motions to his phone!!] Well, when you quarrel with a nation long enough, revenge is a dish best served cold. [nah, he's just a petty vengeful person.]

LOL HTML FAIL. Ha my dad was walking in the door so I was like FFF TAG TAG TAG

[dam_stijl]

He's got a scrawny ass.

You'd be doing the same thing, shut up. [he gathered]

HI DAD /WAVES

[le_coq_gaulois]

Again I ask - what are you implying? [U callin him fat?]

I do not know what you take me for, Pays-Bas, but I would never do anything so childish. [Lol, bullshit. Trying to act the bigger man.]

[dam_stijl]

That his scrawny, pasty ass wouldn't be mistaken for yours. [actually he was just making fun of prussia]

I take you for someone who would gladly smash every bottle of beer he has. [and drain the kegs into the danube]

[le_coq_gaulois]

Oh. [He's been getting a lot of shit lately, man, he's kinda suspicious of compliments...even indirect ones.] Thank you, I suppose.

Well, now I will! [Wipes a dramatic tear from his eye.] All those years of selecting the finest bottle from every vineyard across France. [Sniff.]

8l I think I de-railed anon's messing with Norwee.

[dam_stijl]

[shrugs it off]

They'll grow more grapes, shit. [he's not familiar with the finer points of wine]