part 264 little houses on the prairie

[aphanon_meme]

These past few weeks I've been reading/re-reading Dear America books, and I'm now on one about a prairie teacher in Nebraska... it's reminding me of being little and playing teacher! What was your favorite game when you were younger? Mine is a tie between Peter Pan, where I'd always be Wendy about to walk off the plank and make my brother's friend

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[dam_stijl]

[wonders if hong kong can even hear him, but decides to speak anyway]

Do ya know what'll happen to them if they're brought in, kid?

[and how to find them, hmm]

and then the buses are about to leave it's like BB knows my timetable or something

[xiaolongbaozhu]

N-no, I don't.

[there's a long pause]

...but if it means they'll die, I don't want them to surrender.

Ha well, I'll still be around when you get back.

[dam_stijl]

[sighs. and wants to smoke]

Fuck you, I can't even smoke. And I'm obligated to help ya out. [fuck his life]

[thinks. wants a smoke. wants a smoooke. thinks]

If they listen they should be fine, right.

/watches you drown in taga

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[in any other situation he would have laughed, but the most he can manage right now is a weak amused cough]

Would it help if I said you could?

[considers this for a brief moment]

...b-but they haven't listened so far, have they. I guess this Big Brother person isn't too happy about that..

WELP it's three people he's got an attachment to.

[dam_stijl]

[okay now he feels bad]

Don't waste your breath on that shit.

[huffs]

They're morons. They will when they have to. [he thinks] You didn't answer my question - if they listen, they'll be fine. Right. [he's making sure]

sucks to be him |D

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[another cough]

Saying it anyway, go ahead and smoke.

And... pro..bably...?

I mean, I haven't been hurt yet... though this is still pretty fucked up...

I love it. /sadist

[dam_stijl]

[the sounds of a lighter flicking on]

Fuck. Maybe you're not as bad as I thought, kid. [ughhhh this is great]

....yeah. You should just...sleep. We're workin' on it. There's nothing you can do.

/sadist brofist

[xiaolongbaozhu]

You're only saying that now.

But.. thanks for everythi--

[he breaks off as a new message glows faintly on the ceiling]

[there's a short silence as he takes in a deep breath of much needed fresh air and lets it out hesitantly]

...g-got a new message, saying that I'm dead if anyone tries to dig me out before finding England and France.

/awww yeaaauh

[dam_stijl]

So?

[waits when there's silence, and just smokes and tries to calm down]

Shit. Dude really wants those two, huh. [don't mind his morbid jokes, he's feeling way better with this nicotine] Alright. I'll tell everyone. Just hang in there, we're close.

we're horrible

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[almost nods before remembering no one can see him- his thoughts are getting pretty hazy again]

[maybe all the sudden oxygen is making him pretty light-headed]

I-I'll try.

But it's so fun.

[dam_stijl]

[smokes. smokes smokes smokes smokes smooookes]

Just sleep, kid. Really.

And thanks for the smoke break.

...ikr

[xiaolongbaozhu]

You're welcome.

[nothing follows after that but silence]

[stop_hacking_me]

[SORRY, ICELAND, he's going to Ned first on this. Because muscle might be important, here.]

...Excuse me.

I have France's IP, and I have a few of my citizens working on tracking his location.

HERP DERP DIDN'T EVEN SEE THIS.

[dam_stijl]

[blinks]

No shit. [covers his face and deliriously half-laughs] You're a fuckin' genius.

Could you... track my sister.

SO SNEAKY UP IN HERE.

[stop_hacking_me]

We should be able to find him, but...
Well, you'll probably need to help drag them over to Big Brother.

Do you have any emails from her?

GOOD THING I'M LOOKIN' AT NOTIFS.

[dam_stijl]

Oh, I will. [scowls. france he's so pissed you have no idea] You'll leave Canada out of this shit, right.

Official ones, yeah.