part 265 winter wrap ups

Apr 26, 2011 23:15

I think I can safely say spring, however cool, is finally here for me! Of course, with my luck, it will now snow or something. But I've had that song in my head all day and I wanted to use it as a title and so, winter must officially go ( Read more... )

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I might just...vanish. My dad got home. dam_stijl April 28 2011, 01:48:01 UTC
Y'mean it's not a party hat? Huh.

[flicks it]

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dam_stijl April 28 2011, 04:57:59 UTC
Bet Norway doesn't like that.

[stiffens for a split-second before grumbling under his breath and batting the gross smoke away] Get that shit out of my face. Then we'll talk.

[annnnd he's pulling out a fresh one of his own. you sure den? you've caught him in a pretty decent mood]

Yeah, well. [frowns] Good for you. [and he'll continue using styling wax, fucker]

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kingkongeriget April 28 2011, 05:13:01 UTC
[well...]

....prolly not. Ain't summat he talks 'bout much in front'a me. Know he says it works, but ain't never seen proof. So.

[so he takes the cigarette and tries to tuck the dud one into one of the Netherlands' pockets]

All better! Now hit me!

[if you wanted hair advice, man, why didn't you just say so?]

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dam_stijl April 28 2011, 05:23:57 UTC
[wait. mind: blown.] I don't think I have either. [denmark you're onto something]

[snorts] You gropin' me?

Sure thing. [pulls one out and jams it in your mouth] Here. [flicka-flicka-flameeee]

[he raided the bathroom last time he was over there, and nothin']

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kingkongeriget April 28 2011, 05:37:44 UTC
Negatory! Business 'fore pleasure, Nedsy! Business 'fore pleasure!

[inhales to catch the flame and siiiiiiiiigh]

[oh, that's good]

Says he sees 'em, too, ya know? Creatures what--

[waves his cigarette around]

--ain't normal creatures. Little old men in th'trees, like. Wanna believe it, 'cuz it ain't like'm t'make stuff up. Reckon he really thinks it.

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dam_stijl April 28 2011, 05:46:11 UTC
Feels like you have business in my pants, man. [seriously what is that]

Well - hey, get that fuckin' arm off of me - [SHRUGS YOU OFF unless that hand's gonna do something nice, geez] - between us. [serious look] I hope he can.

[hey den can you keep your trap shut? because this face is a Keep Your Trap Shut face]

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kingkongeriget April 28 2011, 05:52:09 UTC
[and this is a "WHAT WHAT DID I DO DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?" face!]

[after being shrugged off, of course, and nearly dropping his cigarette and just barely catching it by the end that isn't burning]

--say wha?

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dam_stijl April 28 2011, 06:03:42 UTC
[and this is a "I'm Trying Really Fucking Hard Not to Beat Some Sense Into You" face]

You had your goddamn hand in my pocket, you fucker. [C'MON BLOCKHEAD]

[whoa wait, what a catch] That wasn't bad. [nods at the cigarette]

Or were you talkin' about Norway.

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kingkongeriget April 28 2011, 06:10:38 UTC
[BLAME HIS MUN, HIS MUN WAS THINKING SHIRT POCKETS AND FORGOT MOST SHIRTS DON'T HAVE THEM]

[HE'S A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE, JUST LOOK AT THIS BETRAYED FACE]

[AND YEAH WELL, NOW HE'S GOING TO SMOKE IT, DAMMIT]

[BECAUSE THIS TAG NEEDED MORE CAPSLOCK]

Meant Nor.

[he's used to getting knocked around for not having boundaries, geeze louise, Neds]

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Between you and Bel I can't even tag for laughing. dam_stijl April 28 2011, 06:24:11 UTC
[he's immune to that face. nice try]

Well. That guy - [smokes his own. furiously] - all I'm sayin' is I hope he can pull that magic shit off.

[damn guess he's not getting any]

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laugh, puppets, laugh! /evil laughter (and I could have sworn I hit "post comment") kingkongeriget April 28 2011, 06:52:20 UTC
[it's not his fault your pockets are defectively placed, man]

[he'll sadface at you all he wants!]

Yeah, well.

[just flicks the ash off the end of his]

....yeah.

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But I love Slowtopia! /o/ It is my home and Kingdom. dam_stijl April 28 2011, 07:06:19 UTC
[it's not his fault your hands were defectively placed right then, either]

[raises an eyebrow] Yeah what? [sighs] Don't tell me you don't know shit about France and - [smooookes] - the Big Brother stuff.

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Re: But I love Slowtopia! /o/ It is my home and Kingdom. kingkongeriget April 28 2011, 07:31:07 UTC
[puff puff puff like two little chimneys]

Remember Is gettin' inta some trouble, but he got out okay.

[why? is there more?]

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dam_stijl April 28 2011, 07:42:10 UTC
[well, two big chimneys]

Nah, Norway's fine. France got killed though.

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1/2 kingkongeriget April 28 2011, 07:48:28 UTC
[....true]

Fra--

--no, Frankrig? Killed?

[man, how the hell does someone like France let himself get killed?]

An' what's Nor got t'do with--

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2/2, and so sorry, need to go to sleep, but can pick back up later! kingkongeriget April 28 2011, 07:52:44 UTC


--he ain't thinkin' that--

--'s just superstition.

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