part 266 little drink umbrellas

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Sunday or Monday! How was your weekend? Mine was all right, pretty quiet, the weather is nice so I've been sitting by the window reading and typing up some work. I'm glad spring is (finally) here, but I hope summer doesn't get too hot. ... I like mildly warm weather! And that is always good to know about me. I guess. :D

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Comments

+0.5

[dam_stijl]

I don't remember who was the last.

[he's kissed a lot of people, man]

Re: +0.5

[dam_stijl]

You don't remember? Wow, I guess it's really been that long since you got any action... [clucks tongue at poor lonely, lonely Ned]

[dam_stijl]

That's not what I meant.

[dam_stijl]

Oh, of course it's not! What was I thinking?!

It's okay, I'll keep your secret. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find somebody who'll kiss you sooner or later!

[dam_stijl]

I've found plenty of people, thanks.

[no one consistently, but let's ignore this point]

[dam_stijl]

If there are so many people, how come you can't remember anyone kissing you?

Oh, you try so hard to convince me, I promise you don't have to prove anything though!

[dam_stijl]

Hey, I remember plenty of people I've kissed. Just not the last. [it was either france, anon, or belgium but he literally doesn't remember that]

Re: +0.5

[dam_stijl]

not norway
that's for sure
#nevergonnascore

[dam_stijl]

Don't remind me.

[grumpypants]

[dam_stijl]

it's funny
cause he gets around
but not with yoooooooooou
you need to try harder bb

[dam_stijl]

He does? [frown] Bullshit.

[dam_stijl]

oh but he does
not as much as you ofc
but he does

if you don't believe me maybe you should ask him

[dam_stijl]

[he doesn't trust anons anymore, those liars]

Like he'd tell me anything.

[dam_stijl]

wow, what a defeatist attitude
no wonder he doesn't like you
you don't have any balls c:

[dam_stijl]

Shut up, you know he's a secretive bastard. [grr he does too have balls] If I ask, he won't tell me shit. Maybe if someone else did.

[dam_stijl]

nooooo ballllllsssssss
but you're right
someone else would have more...........
success