part 268 prayers for .gifs

[aphanon_meme]

The .gif are MIA... dead? Alive? Clinging desperately to the threads of life while the fates cackle ominously? Who knows? ... Not me, for one. LJ is still being buggy and slow as far as I know, and still occasionally making it so you need to log in to see updated comments. Oh, LJ

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You're swamped but I CAN'T HELP IT.

[dam_stijl]

Those are those comics ya like, right.

IT'S OKEY I can handre it ;3; ...slowly

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

Y-yes, that is correct. I decided to put some of my collection on sale to clear out unnecessary belongings.

SLOWTOPIA /o/

[dam_stijl]

[smirks]

Got any y'think I'd like?

/SLOWPOKES LIKE A PRO

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

I am not sure. It would be easier to judge if you gave me a subject to look for...

8D

[dam_stijl]

I don't know about these things. [shrugs] Gimme a few different ones, I'll tell ya.

Re: 8D

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

...If you insist.

[ silently picks a few out and slides them across the counter for him to see, each with an increasing level of explicitness the last one may or may not be the definition of "porn without plot" ]

[dam_stijl]

[thumbs through them and hmm's along the way]

Which one of these is your favorite?

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

T-that often depends upon my mood on a given day...

[ what is directness ]

[dam_stijl]

[sighs and abandons that. he'll never win in a game of around-the-bushes with japan]

Fine. Got anything more lifelike? And like this - [flips open a page with a rather explicit oral sex scene, holding it out]

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

[ alskjfdlksj quickly reaches out and CLOSES THAT ]

Y-yes, I do have more of that sort. Over here you will have your best luck... [ awkwardly gestures toward an entire wall of material ]

[dam_stijl]

[stares at japan]

Why are you so shy about this shit?

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

[ well ain't that the million dollar question ]

...Because I would hate for others to get the wrong impression of me. I-I would not want to appear less than honorable...

[dam_stijl]

[netherlands used VERBAL MACHETE]

And you think I'll care.

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

[ ITAI-! ]

...It is a difficult habit to break even on an individual basis.

[dam_stijl]

I'd rather you be honest with me. We've known each other long enough.

[netherlands used GUILT TRIP without realizing it]

[ehhh_wwwwwww]

[ ARROW THROUGH THE CHEST how does he do it? ]

Y-you are right. I will try my best to be more open to you in the future... [ now who knows how effective his best actually is BUT AT LEAST HE'LL TRY ]