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Jul 02, 2009 18:53

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horny_viking July 3 2009, 00:47:42 UTC
Say erm...

Would any of you guys know how to go about writing a love letter? Or at least starting one?

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2/2 FORGIVE MY LAMENESS usainthehouse July 3 2009, 01:42:47 UTC
My main attraction,

Sup? I know it ain't been but a couple of days since I saw ya, but I'd like to write ya a letter to catch yo' attention, bro. Yo' soft body makes me whimper when I stroke down you, stiffening cuz the sudden touches. I love the way yo' hair parts when I touch it, gliding away like swans on a lake or something. Hope we can meet somewhere other then my bathroom though, cuz it ain't too warm in there when I stand under the A/C is it?

Love,
the owner of the hand that touches you

P.S. I think you'd look better with no clothes on, baby.

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Re: 2/2 FORGIVE MY LAMENESS horny_viking July 3 2009, 01:49:11 UTC
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No.

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Re: 2/2 FORGIVE MY LAMENESS usainthehouse July 3 2009, 01:53:30 UTC
Why not? You writin' to a dick, might as well write it like you're talkin' to the only thing hos look for on a man.

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Re: 2/2 FORGIVE MY LAMENESS horny_viking July 3 2009, 01:55:46 UTC
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I didn't have a clue what you were saying but from what I could figure out you make Norway sound as if he's some piece of meat.

Which he isn't!

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Re: 2/2 FORGIVE MY LAMENESS usainthehouse July 3 2009, 01:57:55 UTC
Aight, aight. Lemme try again.

"Dear Norway,

I love you.

Love,
Denmark".

Saw it in a book once, can't fail ya.

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Re: 2/2 FORGIVE MY LAMENESS horny_viking July 3 2009, 01:59:14 UTC
I wish I could put it as simply as that but I think I'm gonna have to get mushy for this one...

A simple "I love you" just ain't gonna cut the mustard this time.

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Re: 2/2 FORGIVE MY LAMENESS usainthehouse July 3 2009, 02:08:52 UTC
... Man, you write a song displayin' all yo' feelin's for that kid an' he ain't gonna do nothin'. Roll over and play dead, he won't blink.

Ya gotta do soemthin' betta then a letter, bro! Get on a knee and ask him to marry ya.

... Plan B is kidnapping the bitch and forcin' him to see through yo' eyes.

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Re: 2/2 FORGIVE MY LAMENESS horny_viking July 3 2009, 02:27:31 UTC
I wasn't planning on proposing until next week...

Your plans suck.

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Re: 2/2 FORGIVE MY LAMENESS usainthehouse July 3 2009, 02:28:51 UTC
Hey, you try makin' up a plan for a hopeless love.

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Re: 2/2 FORGIVE MY LAMENESS horny_viking July 3 2009, 02:33:56 UTC
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Hopeless?

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Re: 2/2 FORGIVE MY LAMENESS usainthehouse July 3 2009, 02:37:21 UTC
You got it. Tellin' ya now. If yo' letter don't work out, try plan B.

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horny_viking July 3 2009, 00:52:30 UTC
sup babe

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horny_viking July 3 2009, 00:59:51 UTC
[ Waves~ ]

Hullo, anon!

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http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Love-Letter horny_viking July 3 2009, 00:53:36 UTC
Don't use too much perfume!

Also, draw little trolls on the margins ♥

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Re: http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Love-Letter horny_viking July 3 2009, 01:00:39 UTC
I wasn't going to use any perfume!

Eh, why would I do that? What do trolls have to do with love letters?! Do you think he'd really like that?

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