part 271 well tailored clothes

[aphanon_meme]

La, but someone has to strike a pose and bear the weight of well tailored clothes... hi meme! How was your week? It's cold again. Hot, cold, melting popsicles... oh spring. Any fun weekend plans? ;)

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[anonymous]

RPers, fill this out so it applies to you:

"I like my coffee like I like my men or/and women:"

[anonymous]

[sips it]

Mmmm, not bad. But needs more coffee.

Majestic? HAHAHA! Good one! More like something for a court jester than a King.

Oh, are you threating me now, fairy man? You going to whip out your wand and waggle it in my face?

[giggles]

[anonymous]

[Is now a unicorn]

[taps her hoof against the ground and whinnies]

[anonymous]

[attempts to tear his clothes to ribbons with her horn]

[angry unicorn does not like sugar. angry unicorn like BLOOD!]

[anonymous]

[sniffs the wand]

[starts chewing his hair instead]

[is now covered in pink sparkles]

[anonymous]

[is memerised by the movements]

[does a funky little unicorn dance]

[there's a puff of smoke]

[now where the unicorn was, is France]

Ah, bonsoir, Angleterre. You are looking tired, come and give your big brother a hug. A naked hug, ahonhonhon.

[winks]

[He still has a horn sticking out of his forehead]

hey is this okay? http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/71030.html?thread=696597878#t696597878

[pleur_coeur]

[He walks up to you, all professional-like and definitely not suspiciously, while quietly holding behind his back a just-made plate of snails that are covered in garlic sauce and still pretty hot.]

...Angleterre, are you hungry? I have something for you. A gift, if you will.

;3; 'm glad then

[pleur_coeur]

[Oh, no. Your dumb nose is making his life harder...AS IF IT WASN'T HARD ENOUGH ALREADY.]

What, you don't like receiving gifts? Even a horrible bastard like you has to like getting gifts every now and then.

[And right after that comment, he gives you a BIIIG SMILE. As if he didn't just insult you or anything.]

that face always looks sleepy to me for some reason

[pleur_coeur]

[What, France makes England miserable? WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED. Not him, however, he thinks he makes your life that much better whenever you interact because just ~being in his presence~ enlightens you.]

[HDU. Ignores that bastard comment, surprisingly.] Then I guess you won't mind if I do this!

[And then suddenly he pulls out the plate from behind his back and shoves a warm snail in your face, trying to fit it in that big maw of yours.]