part 272 dollar words that make a guy sound smart

[aphanon_meme]

Hi! It's a great day today, really sunny and breezy - a great day for having all the blinds open and enjoying the sunlight ... Which I'm doing. Not that it's important, I just felt like sharing

Comments

[chinomi]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
norway needs to give me some of his potatoessssss

[iceandheather]

Why me?

[chinomi]

because you have fish and potatoes
and oil

[iceandheather]

'Course I do.

Can't say I see why I'd be havin' you over for supper, though.

[Who is this person?]

[chinomi]

I... I have Norwegian heritage, if that makes a difference! Plus I'm really close to Iceland! Me n' him, we're like...

Tight. Yo.

[iceandheather]

That so.

Don't recall Iceland sayin' he was friends with any've America's citizens.

[chinomi]

I'M NOT AN AMERICAN CITIZEN!

[iceandheather]

Is that right.

Y'sure sound American.

[So noisy. Definitely American.]

[chinomi]

I'm Canadian, man! CA-NA-DI-AN. Got it? YOU GOT IT?

[iceandheather]

... You're a what?

[chinomi]

A Canadian.
From Canada.
Alberta.
Medicine Hat.

That second biggest country in the world, you know?

[iceandheather]

[Second biggest -- wait. That guy.]

Oh. Canada? Well. Y'should've said.

[chinomi]

I DID.
Wow. Why doesn't Iceland realize you're not as all-knowing as you seem?

[iceandheather]

Y'weren't loud enough, then.

[Conveniently ignores that second bit]

[chinomi]

You just complained about how loud I was...

[iceandheather]

Wasn't complainin'. Was sayin'. 'S different.