part 272 dollar words that make a guy sound smart

[aphanon_meme]

Hi! It's a great day today, really sunny and breezy - a great day for having all the blinds open and enjoying the sunlight ... Which I'm doing. Not that it's important, I just felt like sharing

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[lionofthenorth]

T'was a fierce battle...

[ Between Sweden and a rather reluctant tin can. ]

...but I won. Sealan' was so impress'd.

[ By the tomato-sauce soaked shirt. "It looks like real blood!" ]

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[lionofthenorth]

A winner is Sweden!

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[lionofthenorth]

Nn.

[ Small victories, anon. ]

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[iceandheather]

'S that right.

[He doesn't believe it.]

When was this, then.

[Of course, Norway isn't thinking of tin cans at all.]

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[lionofthenorth]

While ago. Look'd bad. Sealan' thought we'd go to t'hospital.

[ To see if all that tomato sauce tricked them. ]

But it was okay, fixed it m'self.

[ He could smell the bleach for days afterwards, but amazingly - the shirt is white again. ]

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[iceandheather]

[Raises an eyebrow]

Y'really went 'n --

[... Wait a minute.]

... You're pullin' one on me. Ain't you.

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[lionofthenorth]

Mmn? Was difficult gettin' all that red outta m'shirt.

[ And that's no lie. Tomato stains? The worst. ]

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[iceandheather]

Guess it would be.

[Still - colour him surprised.]

[And now Norway's interested. And feeling snoopy.]

So who was it, then.

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[lionofthenorth]

[ Who? ]

Dunno. Som'thing Spanish? Put up quite a struggle, that thing. Need ta tell'm t'was difficult gettin' into.

[ Tell Spain about his impossible tin boxes, that is. Needed a knife and a hammer, did he. ]

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[iceandheather]

Something?

[It clicks]

... Wait a minute. Y'were gettin' all figurative on me, warn't you. Metaphorical battles 'n whatnot.

[Might just be... a little slow on the uptake today.]

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[lionofthenorth]

[ Meta-- oh. Maybe. A little bit defensive now. It was a battle, honestly. Just not like battles in the olden days. ]

Nn. Could'a hurt som'one, that tomato sauce tin.

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[iceandheather]

'N here I was thinkin' you'd popped somebody one.

Guess I should've known better.

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[lionofthenorth]

[ ....... ]

[ Now why would he do that, Norway? He's a pacifist nation. ]

[ However. ]

I could. If I wanted.

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[iceandheather]

[Even pacifists can get... unpacifistic sometimes.]

[Especially if they haven't always been pacifists, isn't that right.]

[However.]

That so.

[Holds back a smile]

Don't believe it. You gone too soft now, I'd say.

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[lionofthenorth]

[ Would protest loudly. ]

[ But. ]

[ It's true. ]

Nn. nothin' wrong wi' not killin' people.

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[iceandheather]

Who said anythin' about killin'?

[Does smile, then.]

Nothin' wrong with a bit've a tussle now 'n then. 'Specially if no'un actually gets hurt.