part 273 awkward pancake breakfasts

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Looks like everyone had a good time at the prom event thing! :) I spent my night working (well for the most part... I may have slacked off) and listening to the Carrie musical, it sort of suited the theme! I hope your weekend otherwise is going well!

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Enjoy part 273!

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Comments

[dam_stijl]

...spit it out.

[dam_stijl]

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/spits?

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[dam_stijl]

[snorts. funny little thing]

There's nothin' there.

[dam_stijl]

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Nothing where?

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You should never use a light bulb as an adult toy.

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Just saying.

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[dam_stijl]

[oh, joke time is over then]

The hell.

[stares]

That's not what happened to your eye, right.

[dam_stijl]

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What?!

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No!

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It was that short bitch's fault!

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I think he goes by Hung Small.

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[dam_stijl]

[oh fuck he actually chuckled at that]

What'd he do. Throw a firecracker in your face?

[dam_stijl]

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Bitch poked me in the eye!

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Really hard!

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And then George told me he threw firecrackers at him!

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His ass is mine the next time I see him.

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[dam_stijl]

[sorta wonders if he should be worried for the kid - but nah]

Don't hurt 'im too bad.

[dam_stijl]

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Why the hell not?!

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Define "too bad."

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Like kicking his ass then tying him to a tree and leaving him there, would that be "too bad?"

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I bet he was the one who stabbed George, too!

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[dam_stijl]

Because it'd be a dick move.

[not that he can say much about dick moves, but you don't need to know that]

[pffft oh]

If ya do that, take a picture for me.

[dam_stijl]

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Oh I will.

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Would you like him naked as well?

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Does that kind of stuff turn you on?

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/uses the creeper icon B)

[dam_stijl]

[smirks. that really would be a dick move]

I was thinkin' blackmail.

[...which might backfire if the kid's naked]

[...or it might not]

Whatever ya want.

... /totally posted that last night

[dam_stijl]

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Blackmail?

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I like the way you think.

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But there's nothing I want from that little fucker.

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My favorite icon B)

[dam_stijl]

Maybe y'could make him do something.

[in his case, teach him how to blow up shit like that and sneak away]

[dam_stijl]

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Like what?

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I don't want him near me he would probably poke that out too if you know what I mean.

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