part 273 awkward pancake breakfasts

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Looks like everyone had a good time at the prom event thing! :) I spent my night working (well for the most part... I may have slacked off) and listening to the Carrie musical, it sort of suited the theme! I hope your weekend otherwise is going well!

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+1

[dam_stijl]

A project.

[he's carving wood with a knife, cigarette hanging from his mouth]

Re: +1

[kiwitiepie]

Holdin' some hard wood in y'hand all night?

Well, sure y'do that a lot. S'good to stick to stuff y'used to!

FFF

[dam_stijl]

[flat look] Yeah, I am.

...damn, how often do y'think I jack off?

[because like hell it's all night]

B3..........

[kiwitiepie]

[NEW ZEALAND LOOK.]

How often?
Mmm... I'd take a guess of every single second until you die.

Or once or twice a day, y'know, whichever be closer!

[dam_stijl]

[he doesn't know how to deal the new zealand look, so he reverts to the default grumpy one]

The second one, thanks.

What about you. [he's gotta solve this mystery sometime]

[kiwitiepie]

Mmm... Hmmm... Mmm-Hmm-MMMMMMM...

Whenever I feel like rootin' myself, suppose! Prefer to be in a certain mood. I seem to vary, y'know? Sometimes a few in a day, sometimes a none in a forever!

[dam_stijl]

What, y'don't believe me?

[...]

The hell is rootin'.

[kiwitiepie]

No reason not t' believe! I believe ya! It's not like I'm unreasonable n' not!

Rootin'!
Shiftin'!
Thrustin'!
Bumpin'!
Fuckin'!
Sexin'!

[dam_stijl]

[sighs]

A unisex word, then.

[#nevergonnascore]

[kiwitiepie]

[YOU NEVER KNOW, NETHERLANDS. YOU NEVER. KNOW.]

Y'were expectin' somethin' else, then?
Dunno why it's such a big deal to everyone, bustin' a gut over it!

I mean, if y'wanted to root me y'self, someone like y'would just ask, wouldn't ya?

[dam_stijl]

[definitely not with this one]

Not really. [just hoping] Prob'ly because you rub it in our faces all the damn time.

...you're kidding.

[kiwitiepie]

Any rubbin' is in y'imagination, mate!

Hmmm... I wonder if I'm kiddin'! Wonder how chuffed y'be if I wasn't yankin'?

[dam_stijl]

[glares] Don't hafta tell me.

[...he's telling himself it should be easier to understand this kid after this long]

Not sure what chuffed means.

[kiwitiepie]

I'll just say it means "happy" n' leave it at that.

[dam_stijl]

Huh. [crosses his arms] Guess I'd try it.

[kiwitiepie]

Was thinkin' on it. But y'lack the enthusiasm, mate. Maybe y'should stick to cackhandin' it y'self.