part 274 dreamy creamy avocados

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Just to note, I've turned off the IP logging feature for now (though LJ retracted their display of city, country earlier today) so let's see how that goes! ... and if anyone cares, I did take a trip to the used bookstore and picked up some books at great prices. (And I got a first-timer's discount! Woo!) And I am off to eat my delicious

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Re: 3/3

[wiggly_george]

[DODGE]

[slams into you]

[щ(◕‿ ◕ ✿щ) said to tie you to a tree if he ever found you so wraps all his tentacles around you and looks for the nearest tree]

...........щ(ﾟДﾟщ)

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[SLAMMED INTO]

[temporarily stunned and winded--]

[NO NOT AGAIN STRUGGLES THE FUCK IN YOUR TENTACLES]

[wiggly_george]

[finds a large tree and smashes you against it, using the strength of his tentacles to wrap long pieces of metal he retrieved from the truck as a tie]

[pins your sleeves and pants to the tree with metal stakes too for good measure]

[takes your red sticks and leaves you hanging after slapping your face around a bit]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[cries out in pain and ALL HE CAN SEE IS STARS shit he's reeling and he hit his head too hard]

[too dizzy to do anything until after you leave]

[s-struggles]

1/2

[dam_stijl]

[dam_stijl]

[no fucking way]

[CELL PHONE PIC]

[smirking like the cockiest motherfucker]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[kind of]

[shoots you a murderous glare]

[....but no way he's gonna swallow his pride and ask you for help though god SO HE STRUGGLES FURIOUSLY]

[sadly he is not strong enough to bend metal and so he just hangs there glaring]

[dam_stijl]

[yeah, that's just amusing right now]

[strolls up and pokes]

How'd this happen.

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[--S-SQUIRMS]

....tentacle sheep.

[dam_stijl]

[blinks and frowns. that wasn't the plan. hm]

[still, not like he's gonna pass this up]

Huh. [pokes pokes pokes. he seems to remember getting ruthlessly tickled, about now]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[shit no one's supposed to know how ticklish he isdfkjdkFSJSF SQUIRMS SQUIRMS SQUIRMS]

C-Cut it out--

[TRIES TO KICK IN BETWEEN SQUIRMING, GODDAMMIT LONG PIECES OF METAL]

[dam_stijl]

In a second. 'less ya want a different payback.

[backs off and considers]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[hangs there and catches his breath and glares some more]

Are you here to just be like, a dick.

[dam_stijl]

[stares]

[what do you think he is, kid]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[oh yeah]

...well, a bigger dick than usual.

[dam_stijl]

Maybe.

[he's trying to think - what can he get from this, exactly. he could tickle the kid, sure, but surely there's something funnier than that]

[he strolls up and tears that shirt down, just to see]