part 274 dreamy creamy avocados

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Just to note, I've turned off the IP logging feature for now (though LJ retracted their display of city, country earlier today) so let's see how that goes! ... and if anyone cares, I did take a trip to the used bookstore and picked up some books at great prices. (And I got a first-timer's discount! Woo!) And I am off to eat my delicious

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+1

[dam_stijl]

A collar. If ya wanna call that a gift.

[a very twisted, very explosive gift]

Or a radiation detector.

Re: +1

[ditto_fighter]

[blobs on over toward you]

[Your hair! It's spiky and amazing!]

Ditto?

[dam_stijl]

[raises an eyebrow. not sure if this thing's safe, it's the meme, man]

...hey.

[ditto_fighter]

[turns into you!]

[feels the top of his head now that he's got spiky hair like you!]

[it feels nice]

LMAO I was afraid I'd double-posted for a second.

[dam_stijl]

[the fuck - he definitely steps back now, looking down to make sure he's still him, or whatever, and pats his hair too. feels the same]

You uh. Like the hair, then.

[and aren't taking over his body or some shit]

Re: LMAO I was afraid I'd double-posted for a second.

[ditto_fighter]

[SMILES AS WIDE AS A NED-DITTO CAN SMILE AND TAKES YOUR HAND]

[Pulls on it come here come here WE ARE GOING TO BE PALS FOREVER]

Ditto!

[dam_stijl]

[oh hell he looks like a terrifying creeper with that smile. he makes a note to not do that]

[blinks] Okay, sure. [takes a step forward. the hell is his life]

Can't say anything else, can ya?

[ditto_fighter]

[DITTO is jumping for joy!]

[DITTO just kissed you on the cheek!]

Ditto.

[dam_stijl]

[splutters and blushes a little, hoping he doesn't look like this during football games]

[swipes his face]

Hold on, it's like this.

[leans in and kisses three times on the cheek, right-left-right]

[ditto_fighter]

[tries it]

[Up down up down left right left right B A start

right left right

wait

can he try that again]

[dam_stijl]

That sucked.

[he has the feeling he has no choice but to be practiced upon, really]

Y'need me to show you again?

[...once he says it he realizes he has no idea if it can even say yes]

[dam_stijl]

[...nodnod]

[can we make out]

WHOOPS

[ditto_fighter]

LOL makes more sense.

[dam_stijl]

[oblivious to any makeout vibes, he's still reeling over this...thing]

Pay attention this time, damn.

[steps in and does it again, pausing on each cheeck to mutter which one it is]

[feeling awkward, about five minutes ago]

Re: LOL makes more sense.

[ditto_fighter]

[and tries again!]

[...gets it mostly right this time]

[dam_stijl]

[nods] Yeah, like that.

[searching around for his lighter]

Might be hard t'do when you're - [shrugs] - the blob.