part 274 dreamy creamy avocados

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! Just to note, I've turned off the IP logging feature for now (though LJ retracted their display of city, country earlier today) so let's see how that goes! ... and if anyone cares, I did take a trip to the used bookstore and picked up some books at great prices. (And I got a first-timer's discount! Woo!) And I am off to eat my delicious

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[kingkongeriget]

M'folks!

[dam_stijl]

[that'd actually be his answer too, if he'd ever come out and say it]

[instead he'll offer you a drink from this in agreement]

Gimme that back when you're done.

[kingkongeriget]

[can't decide whether to stare at the beer or Netherlands]

.....what's th'catch?

[dam_stijl]

You'll turn into Norway's troll for a day.

[kingkongeriget]

[...fine, he'll stare at the beer]

Better be a damn good beer, then!

[takes a drink]

[dam_stijl]

I don't give a shit what it tastes like. It refills.

[nods at it. go on, chug the damn thing for all he cares, watch it refill itself]

[he's been waiting to show this off]

[kingkongeriget]

[COME ON, LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT]

[knocks it back]

[and keeps drinking]

[gonna drain this in under a minute, just you wait and see]

[dam_stijl]

[just waiting]

[with the smuggest fucking grin you've ever seen]

[don't worry, he's tried it]

[kingkongeriget]

[keeps chugging]

[and chugging]

[and chugging]

[...running out of air, here, man]

[dam_stijl]

[tempted to take a cell-phone pic]

[nah, he takes one, this is too good]

[maybe if he waits long enough denmark will get shitfaced. that's always good too]

[kingkongeriget]

[SAW THAT]

[tries to sneak in a breath and keep going]

[/keeping calm and carrying on, dammit]

[dam_stijl]

[yep, just gonna get out a smoke now]

[and try really really hard not to laugh. or chuckle. or even smile]

[kingkongeriget]

[CAN'T BREATHE, THE BEER NEVER ENDS]

[GLURGLESPLORT]

[BEER]

[BEER EVERYWHERE]

--th

[WHEEZE]

-that ain't right!

[dam_stijl]

[beer]

[beer all over him]

[NOT HAPPY, MAN. SNATCHING THAT SHIT BACK]

You're a moron if ya think that's bad.

[yeah gonna take a drink now. angrily]

[kingkongeriget]

[HE'S STILL TRYING TO WRAP HIS HEAD AROUND THAT]

[out of all the crazy things he's seen on the meme, this is the one that blows his mind the most]

[is going to get all up in Netherlands' grill to ogle his magic beer]

Ain't bad, but sure as hell ain't natural!

How's it do that?!

[dam_stijl]

[same here, sadly]

Like I give a damn.

[drinks again. because he can, man]

Best fuckin' thing an anon's given me. Thought you'd like it.