part 277 ones as big as your head

[aphanon_meme]

Hi meme! What a weekend I had... wild parties, crazy nights, insane escapades... and by that I mean I worked, read, and watched a movie with a friend. And got some Snickers ice cream bars.

Because that's the way to start the summer, you know? ;)

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Enjoy part 277!

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/accumulated dares, etc.

[whorestria]

Ahem.

[standing in a nice wide area of the meme, adjusting a mic stand.]

Testing...ah, I've been asked to perform for you. Today I will be singing, rather than playing. [he doesn't quite have Andrea Bocelli's voice but he can do it!]

[clears his throat]

If I could ask you all to listen quietly. Afterwards, I would like to ask you all for music recommendations, if it is not too much trouble.

...Right.

[cue music, and]

[ ]

[♪♫♪!]

stupid youtube

[dererste]

[BRB INTERRUPTING YOU MID SONG WITH

looool failure

[whorestria]

[RECORD SCRATCH]

Just what do you think you're doing, you fool?! Cease that racket at once!

Shutt upp oh cool, i didn't know some translated mein gott to german /copy paste like a pro

[dererste]

Danke!

Das Beste! Das Furchteinflößenste!

Ihr Leute könnt mich preisen

Ich werde euch meinen gewaltigen Traum zeigen

Eine Siegesfolge ist sicher!!!! [SHUT UP HE'S SINGING AND YOU CAN'T STOP HIM]

ABOMINATION

[whorestria]

Preussen! Be quiet! No one wants to hear your screeching! What kind of a song is that?!

[son he will throw a viola at your head, don't even]

NOU

[dererste]

Alleine in meinem Zimmer

Schreibe ich es auch heute

Das Tagebuch des großartigen Ichs

MEHR! MEHR!

Hey kleiner Vogel, der meinetwegen zwitschert

Es wird mich heilen, niyo niyo!

Das ist schlimm, ein Panda, der Fröhlichkeit bringt

Ich lasse mich nicht täuschen!!!

[STEALING THE SHOW, LOOK AT HIM GETTING INTIMATE WITH THE MIC]

get out with your catchy tune

[whorestria]

[ugh gott get a room]

Preussen! For the last time!

[UNPLUGS YOUR MIC]

NEVVER

[dererste]

Das großartige Ich wird sich ze---[AND MIC OFF]

GAAAAAAAAAAH!! UNAWESOME! Turn it back on, Specs!!

JA

[whorestria]

No! Get off my stage, gatecrasher, no one invited you. And you can't sing!

Re: JA

[dererste]

Bah, you're just fucking jealous! This is the meme stage anyway! Who says I can't sing if I want to?! Oi, you should be grateful that the super talented me is even letting you listen to mesinging!

Re: JA

[whorestria]

I say you can't, you sound like a dying feline scraping it's claws down a chalkboard. Grateful?! I'd rather just hit my head against a wall for the ten minutes it takes you to wail out that ridiculous excuse for a song!

Re: JA

[dererste]

[YEAH, IGNORING YOU. WHILE YOU'RE BUSY YELLING, HE'LL JUST BE WALKING OVER TO YOUR MIC]

[STARTS OFF WITH HIS MC

]

Re: JA

[whorestria]

[still yelling]

[futilely]

That's even worse! Are you trying to deafen us all?! Ugh-

[unplugging that one too]

[he really is gonna throw that viola]

Re: JA

[dererste]

Tsk! You're being a pain in the ass today! Fine! My super talented self doesn't want to sing in front of an unworthy guy like you anyway! I really came to find out what favor I owe you!

Re: JA

[whorestria]

Are you really surprised, after what you did to my face?! ...Favour?

Oh, that. I still haven't-

[wait]

Ah. I have something, actually. Have you encountered the Holy Roman Empire's more...adolescent self?

Re: JA

[dererste]

That super cute kid that looks just like West? Yeah! I've seen him! He's fun to tease!