part 285 finger sandwiches (literally)

Aug 28, 2011 17:30

Meme! How was your week?

I had the strangest dream last night, it was a mixture of A Nightmare on Elm Street and Hell's Kitchen - Gordon Ramsey!Freddy Kreuger kept yelling at me me for my sandwich made with pulled people fingers, brains and BBQ sauce not being cooked enough. "THE FINGERS ARE NOT COOKED, THEY'RE RAW, BLOODY RAW ( Read more... )

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Re: 2/2 iceandheather August 30 2011, 04:04:22 UTC
[Sees Netherlands, and thinks: The fuck is that.]

[... Then catches sight of Denmark.]

[The fuck is this.]

[Dodges flying vegetables and cups his hands to his mouth]

Danmark! Get your ass down here right now, you hear me!

[Never mind that there is quite a question as to how he'll manage that.]

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lookscold August 30 2011, 04:05:59 UTC


[ Denmark is going to get one hell of a Talk. Jesus Christ. ]

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iceandheather August 30 2011, 04:06:40 UTC
[There aren't even words to describe the Talk that Norway is going to have with him.]

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Re: 2/2 xiaolongbaozhu August 30 2011, 04:05:59 UTC
[oops he accidentally a veggie at you]

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Re: 2/2 dererste August 30 2011, 04:07:22 UTC
[Follows up with a potato aimed right at norway's head]

[abandons you to take the blame]

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Re: 2/2 xiaolongbaozhu August 30 2011, 04:09:04 UTC


[fuck you too]

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Re: 2/2 iceandheather August 30 2011, 04:07:45 UTC
[Flails and sputters and -- wait, where did that one come from?]

[TURNS AROUND]

... You.

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1/2 xiaolongbaozhu August 30 2011, 04:09:55 UTC
Re: 2/2 xiaolongbaozhu August 30 2011, 04:10:43 UTC


[operation run away is go]

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Re: 2/2 iceandheather August 30 2011, 04:12:19 UTC
[Oh, no you don't.]

[The first wasn't too bad, but the second was a fucking potato. Looks like Norway needs to have a Word with more than just Denmark.]

[CHASES]

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Re: 2/2 xiaolongbaozhu August 30 2011, 04:14:49 UTC
[HE DIDN'T THROW THAT OKAAaaayoh shit]

[RUNS]

[RUNS LIKE THE WIND]

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Re: 2/2 iceandheather August 30 2011, 04:16:00 UTC
[WELL it's not like Norway knows that]

[After all it did come from the same direction]

[RUNS]

[FASTER]

[GETS]

[CLOSER]

[TACKLES]

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Re: 2/2 xiaolongbaozhu August 30 2011, 04:17:25 UTC


[ow]

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Re: 2/2 iceandheather August 30 2011, 04:18:59 UTC
[Pins down]

[And makes sure to do a thorough job of it]

Think you 'n me should have a Word.

[Yes, he means now.]

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Re: 2/2 xiaolongbaozhu August 30 2011, 04:21:32 UTC
[ALL HE DID WAS THROW A VEGETABLE GOSH]

...I-I'll pass.

[strugglesfdksfds]

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Re: 2/2 iceandheather August 30 2011, 04:24:01 UTC
Think you won't.

[Holds]

[Tightly]

Been meanin' to have a Talk with you, anyhow.

... Didn't expect to do it like this, mind.

[But right now's as good as any time, really.]

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