part 285 finger sandwiches (literally)
Meme! How was your week?
I had the strangest dream last night, it was a mixture of A Nightmare on Elm Street and Hell's Kitchen - Gordon Ramsey!Freddy Kreuger kept yelling at me me for my sandwich made with pulled people fingers, brains and BBQ sauce not being cooked enough. "THE FINGERS ARE NOT COOKED, THEY'RE RAW, BLOODY RAW ( Read more... )
I had the strangest dream last night, it was a mixture of A Nightmare on Elm Street and Hell's Kitchen - Gordon Ramsey!Freddy Kreuger kept yelling at me me for my sandwich made with pulled people fingers, brains and BBQ sauce not being cooked enough. "THE FINGERS ARE NOT COOKED, THEY'RE RAW, BLOODY RAW ( Read more... )
[... Then catches sight of Denmark.]
[The fuck is this.]
[Dodges flying vegetables and cups his hands to his mouth]
Danmark! Get your ass down here right now, you hear me!
[Never mind that there is quite a question as to how he'll manage that.]
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[Tilts his head]
Would like t'know more about that. When 's more...
[Glances around]
Convenient.
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[shifts slightly this feels kinda awkward]
Nothing else to it.
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[But of course he was thinking about it.]
Just wanted to know more on it. [Tilts his head] Like knowin' a bit about who Iceland is friends with, understand.
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...right.
['course, he wouldn't let China near Iceland in case he begins an interrogation session]
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[oh wait]
[denmark's kinda attached to him]
[WHEE coming back your way dude]
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[Steps the fuck out of the way of that bike]
The hell d'you two think you're doing?
[This time addressing Netherlands]
[Because seriously, this is ridiculous, even for them]
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[at least, that's what he's doing]
[here man, he'll wave some peppers at you - they're damn good peppers]
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[Well yes they do look like lovely peppers but --]
Think Denmark has other ideas.
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[keeps holding out the - wait, what was that]
What'd y'say?
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[Gestures up at That Idiot, not that Netherlands can see him from this angle, but surely Netherlands can hear him.]
[And then Norway realizes]
...You're drunk, ain't you.
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[he's not gonna look, he's too busy not crashing what with all this circle shit he's doing]
[kinda half-snorts half-laughs]
How'd y'guess.
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[... Not that hard to guess, what with -- everything.]
[And that laugh -- He'd probably find it cute in other circumstances]
Said summat about food fightin', he did. Almost hit me with a rutabaga.
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[jerks his head up. AW HELL NO]
That's - s'my -
[just. splutters]
[then turns to norway]
Y'gonna pay fer that?!
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No.
[Gestures up at Denmark]
Think it's all on him, understand.
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[yeah that makes sense]
Yer a smart guy.
[drunk people = not the smartest. sorry nor. wait while he processes that]
He better pay for 'em then.
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