part 290 bumps in the night

[aphanon_meme]

What was your favorite spooky book or story growing up? I used to love this book called "Haunted Animals," which was a collection of ghost stories relating to... you guessed it... animals! I also liked (and still do!) Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark,... oh, and Short & Shivery - especially the one about the Civil War soldier who comes back to

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[anonymous]

I'm jealous of everyone Denmark has slept with.

[anonymous]

Each and every block in his Lego dildo

OH THAT DENMARK

[anonymous]

THAT DENMARK, WHAT A GUY
I WOULD PERSONALLY BE HONORED TO SHARE A BED WITH SUCH A PARAGON OF A COUNTRY.

WHAT A MAN.
WHAT A GUY.

Re: OH THAT DENMARK

[anonymous]

WAKIN' UP NEXT TO DENMARK

WHAT A MORNING

Re: OH THAT DENMARK

[anonymous]

BEST MORNING OF YOUR LIFE

[stop_hacking_me]

[can't imagine why]

[that guy's snoring is even audible from the next room over]

[iceandheather]

[What on earth is there to be jealous of?]

Takes up too much room, that 'un. Hogs the covers, too.

[anonymous]

yeah baby i bet denmark hogs your covers
all
night
long

[iceandheather]

[Well, yes, of course. He just said that!]

Aye, that he does.

Makes too much noise, too. Can't get a damn wink've sleep when he's around.

[anonymous]

so he's a noisy one?
well that's hot

[iceandheather]

Well -

[Wait a minute.]

Meant that he snores, anon.

[anonymous]

suuuure you did

[iceandheather]

'Course I did. 'S your own mind what's in the gutter.

[anonymous]

i'm sure your mind goes in the gutter sometimes too, norwee!

[iceandheather]

[It does, but that isn't the point]

Ain't about to go around broadcastin' it. 'S nobody else's business.