part 293 Shakespearean tragedies

[aphanon_meme]

Good evening! Or morning! Or afternoon? Whatever time is it, good (that time)! How was your week? Mine was all right, I went to see Anonymoous which was... hmmm... well, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't good. I almost wished I'd waited until it could be rented on DVD so my friends and I could have snarked it up, it was just begging for it. The costumes

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[lookscold]

Nor's got a pretty strong accent. I don't have one at all, though, so I can imagine it's hard for people to realize we're family.

[ LOLOLOLOLOL. ]

[iceandheather]

Since when d'you not have yourself an accent. 'S news to me, that.

[lookscold]

I've never had one.

[ ICELAND IS CONVINCED IT IS BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY SANE NORDIC. YEP. INSANITY IS IN DIRECT RELATION WITH HAVING AN ACCENT didn't you know, gosh. ]

[iceandheather]

Bullshit. You always had one. Just go to the trouble to pretend like you don't nowadays, is what.

[lookscold]

W-Why would I pretend I don't have one... Are you saying I used to have one when I was a kid?

[iceandheather]

I'm sayin' you still have one when you let your guard down.

Can't imagine why you'd pretend like it, mind.

[... Well, he does know. Or at least suspects.]

or when he's sloshed 8)a

[lookscold]

See? I have no reason to hide an accent. Must just be your imagination or something. Maybe you need more rest these days, Nor.

[iceandheather]

[He could do with more sleep, but that's beside the point.]

No reason aside from foolishness. Wouldn't put it past you to think if y'try hidin' it people won't think you're my brother. Right daft, that idea.

[lookscold]

I found out there's two scoops of raisins in every box a popular cereal called Raisin Bran. Did you know that?

[ DOESN'T WANNA COMMENT ON THE BROTHER THING, MAN. ]

[iceandheather]

Iceland. You're a-skiftin' from the point. Leads me to think I was on to summat there.

[He isn't fooled, man.]

[lookscold]

I'm just saying, since we were discussing it before... I thought you might be interested. Since you were so interested in raisins last time.

[iceandheather]

No. Think 'm more interested in your accent, today. Seein's we're talking on it.

[lookscold]

My accent that doesn't exist? Or maybe you just want me to say a bunch?

G'day, mate!
Pip pip!

...

Awful.

[iceandheather]

Not what I meant.

[At all.]

Can go denyin' it if you want. Reckon we'll hear it right clear next time you get yourself sloshed.

[lookscold]

Like I get sloshed all that often.

...

You don't own voice recorders, right?

[iceandheather]

Y'do every once in a while.

[Won't bother answering that second bit]

[But he does have one on his phone]