part 293 Shakespearean tragedies

[aphanon_meme]

Good evening! Or morning! Or afternoon? Whatever time is it, good (that time)! How was your week? Mine was all right, I went to see Anonymoous which was... hmmm... well, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't good. I almost wished I'd waited until it could be rented on DVD so my friends and I could have snarked it up, it was just begging for it. The costumes

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[lookscold]

Nor's got a pretty strong accent. I don't have one at all, though, so I can imagine it's hard for people to realize we're family.

[ LOLOLOLOLOL. ]

[lookscold]

[ Sorry, Iceland. ]

Once in a while...

[ NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT GET DRUNK AROUND NORWAY. EVER. FOR LIKE, ETERNITY. ]

[iceandheather]

Aye, once in a while. Special occasions. Ain't too far until Christmas, you know.

[Better watch yourself, Iceland. He'll have his phone at the ready.]

[lookscold]

W-What if I said I had a goal not to drink this Christmas!?

[ Yeah. Right. Who do you think you're kidding, Iceland? ]

[iceandheather]

[Stare]

[Iceland, do you hear yourself? Do you understand what you're saying?]

Then I'd bet on you failin' it. And I'd win.

[lookscold]

Fine. I'll bet on me not failing it.

[ Basically, Christmas is still a month and a half away, and Norway is sure to forget about it by then. Right? ............ Right??!?!?! ]

[iceandheather]

We'll see how it turns out. You'd better plan on followin' through, understand.

[Norway never forgets the things one wants him to forget. Ever.]

[lookscold]

Got it.

[ Oh, if only Iceland caught onto that. What a dummy. ]

[iceandheather]

Never did decide what we're bettin', mind. What say you.

[lookscold]

[ Er, oh yeah, that's a fundamental part of betting isn't it? Crap. HMMMM. What would make Norway shudder? ]

If I win, you have to admit something really embarrassing to Dan while I record it.

[ NODS SAGELY. Yes, this is an excellent plan. ]

We'll decide what you say when I win, but I'll make it clear right now that it better not be anything that'll scar my brain for eternity.

[ IF YOU GET WHAT HE MEANS. ]

[iceandheather]

[Stares at him]

[Were he not absolutely certain he'd win, he might be bothered right about now.]

[But he's sure.]

Fine.

[Thinks]

An' if you lose, you'll be cleanin' up the morning after that there drunken revelling, understand. On your ownsome, no help from the other four've us. An' makin' it right spotless, understand.

[lookscold]

[ Oh god. Oh god... So much work... STRAIGHTENS HIS SPINE. Puffs out a bit! Yes, Iceland is strong and mighty and can resist the temptation of alcohol! ]

Fine by me!

[iceandheather]

Good.

We'll see who wins, then.

[He'll just leave it at that. Let Iceland think he has a chance.]