part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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[anonymous]

France is not only handsome, cultured, and an expert in the ways of love - his soul is as sensitive and soft as the finest paintbrush, capable of pondering true emotion in gentle, waving tones. What nation could be more perfect? None, I tell you. None.

/driveby

[seywhat]

France, you aren't foolin' anyone!

+1

[anonymous]

[iceandheather]

[Yeah, right.]

Pull the other one. 'S got bells on.

[anonymous]

you have bells on your what?

[iceandheather]

... Didn't mean it literal. 'S a figure of speech, anon.

[anonymous]

that's not what blush.gif said!

[iceandheather]

Is that right.

[Thinks of asking, but figures he's better off not knowing]

People'll say anything. Shouldn't just go around believin' it.

[anonymous]

prove it!

[iceandheather]

Prove what?

[anonymous]

that it doesn't have bells on it!

[iceandheather]

Y'never did say what you thought had the bells on. Did you.

[anonymous]

your nipples!

[iceandheather]

[Not... what he'd been expecting]

Don't see how I'd go about provin' that. Can't y'just take my word on it?

[anonymous]

take off your shirt!
or do a dance

[iceandheather]

[Isn't about to do the first one.]

A dance, is it.

[Takes a deep breath.]

Fine.

[Goes around Anon, twirling and jumping a bit, not about to put any effort into it. Just enough to make a point.]