part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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[dam_stijl]

[pulls a chair into the middle of the meme, looking pretty damn annoyed]

[sits and starts palming at himself through his pants with one hand, undoing them with the other]

/page claimed for fapping Bl

[dam_stijl]

[fuck you all]

[tourkokratia]

[wonders what you're doing]

[dam_stijl]

[a;dlkfj tucks everything right back in and hastily starts fixing his trousers back up]

[tourkokratia]

[comes up to]

...

[sits down in front of you and watches]

[you dragged a chair over, that obviously means you're gonna do something interesting!]

[dam_stijl]

[telling his boner to fade the fuck away. in the meantime he just awkwardly crosses one leg over his knee]

Hey kid.

[tourkokratia]

Hi!

[patiently waiting]

What are you gonna do?

[dam_stijl]

Nothin' while you're here.

[tourkokratia]

[hey, that's not fair!]

Why not...? I wanna see!

[dam_stijl]

No, ya don't.

[tourkokratia]

[now he wants to even more]

I do! I promise I do!!

[dam_stijl]

I'm not lettin' ya, then.

[tourkokratia]

I'll trade you something if you let me see!

[dam_stijl]

No.

[tourkokratia]

...FUCK!

[dam_stijl]

Y'like that word, huh.