part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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[kingkongeriget]

[it's no use! he's asleep on a big pile of paperwork]

[iceandheather]

[Comes up behind]

Hey, you. Wake up.

[Prods in the side]

[What a guy. Sleeps like a log, that Denmark.]

[kingkongeriget]

[he certainly does; it's not very effective]

[he's spent years building up an immunity to prods!]

[iceandheather]

[He knows, he knows. But pokes him again, for good measure.]

Up and at 'em. Rise 'n shine.

[Tugs on his hair a little]

Don't go thinkin' you can ignore me.

[kingkongeriget]

fuck you sverige five more minutes

[reaches out to smack "sweden"]

[whoops, there go his finished papers]

[iceandheather]

[Raises an eyebrow.]

Ain't Sverige, you idiot.

[Noses by his cheek, muttering]

Five minutes, then.

[Draws away to gather up those papers for him. He's feeling generous today.]

[kingkongeriget]

[fffffff that tickles]

[squirms]

[snuggles back into his papers]

[iceandheather]

[Sets about picking up the ones that slid off the desk, and trying to put everything in order. What a damn mess.]

[Glances at Denmark again, after a few minutes. Still asleep?]

[Goes over to him again, then, and musses with his hair a bit]

Come on, ya' layabout. Five minutes're up.

[kingkongeriget]

mmmmhuh?

Wuh. What's goin' on?

[iceandheather]

Fell asleep at your desk, is what.

[Ruffles again, for good measure.]

Tired?

[kingkongeriget]

[leans into it on instinct]

Bored. Ya won't believe th'stuff they're havin' me do!

[holds up a paper]

[LOOK AT THIS. IT'S TORTURE.]

[iceandheather]

[Gives it a look]

Hmm-mm. Is that right.

[And pets him, just a bit, because he can]

'S what happens when y'get yourself modernized, I guess. Paperwork. 'N busywork.

[kingkongeriget]

[GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE]

[flicks a balled-up piece of paper. TAKE THAT, WORK]

If we're so smart an' modern, why's it take so many pages t'do all this, huh?

[iceandheather]

Think I ain't the one y'should be askin' that.

[Looks down at the desk. Then back at him.]

Sounds like y'could do with a break.

[kingkongeriget]

[it looks worse than it really is]

...a break?

[iceandheather]

'S what I said, ain't it?

[Figures as much, but isn't about to say]

A short one. Might do some good. Or 'least wake ya' up proper.