part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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+1 poke for si_espana

[diosorogloria]

[Well]

[He hasn't seen mirrors that clear before...]

Re: +1 poke for si_espana

[diosorogloria]

Hey, hey Spain... hey Spain... Spain... Spaaaaaaaain... Spainy Spain, Spainers... Spain!

[diosorogloria]

[Gets distracted by someone calling him. Sort of]

...Yes?

/kicks LJ

[diosorogloria]

I double triple ... fourth...le dare you to say "Bloody Mary" ten times while looking in one of the mirrors!

[diosorogloria]

[Smiles in amusement]

This isn't a dare thread, Anon.

[diosorogloria]

So! Sew buttons on your coat! I can still dare you if I want ta... are you chicken?

[diosorogloria]

No, but I see no benefit in doing your dare.

[diosorogloria]

[frowns]

But I want you to! Pleeeeaaaaaase?

[diosorogloria]

[Whines back]

But whyyyyyyy?

What can be so exciting about saying "Bloody Mary" 10 times?

[diosorogloria]

Becaaaaauuuuuuuuuseeeeeee

An evil witch comes out and tries to steal your soul or cut your eyes out or take your baby!

[diosorogloria]

...

You want an evil witch to come out and take my soul or cut my eyes out?!

[Even take his baby?! Take Romano?!]

[diosorogloria]

[sighs]

She doesn't really come out, witches aren't real plus they wouldn't live in mirrors... but you gotta prove you're not chicken by doing it!

[diosorogloria]

Of course witches are real.

[And so are mermaids!]

[diosorogloria]

No, they're not. They're only from fairy tales! Same as talking gingerbread men and birds that peck your eyes out if you're mean to your stepsister.

[diosorogloria]

Yes, they are. I would know.

[He's burned a couple of them in his time]

[diosorogloria]

Why? Are you a witch?

[Creepy.]