part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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[anonymous]

[anonymous]

Just noticed the collar...

Poor Norway.

[anonymous]

i like how he seems totally un-perturbed at being collared and cuffed
probably he's wondering when his captors will bring him his coffee

+1

[yuuago]

It's very... him.

[anonymous]

i like norway

and i like collars

hhhh

+1

[anonymous]

hnghhh norway

[lookscold]

[ Head. Tilt. ]

[ The fuck is this? ]

+1

[iceandheather]

[Headtilt]

[And a raised eyebrow to boot]

[He doesn't understand any more than you, bro.]

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[lookscold]

[ Are you sure there's not something you're hiding from your little bro, Norway? ]

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[iceandheather]

[Of course not. This is a complete fabrication.]

[Not that it's anyone's business.]

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[wiggly_george]

[Wiggles into your view.]

[Omg.]

[It's Norwee.]

[WIGGLES TOWARD.]

[Btw he has knives all suckered to his tentacles and HE CAN'T GET THEM OFF.]

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[iceandheather]

[...The fuck is this]

[No, really]

[Takes a step back, then thinks better of going any farther just yet]

Need something, do you?

[Just... checking]

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[wiggly_george]

Baaaaaaaaaah!

[NORWAY. IT'S SWEDEN. SURELY YOU CAN UNDERSTAND SHEEP LANGUAGE. YOU'VE HERDED THEM FOR CENTURIES, COME ON.]

Baaaaaaah!

[Nope, coming closer, wiggling all the way and wagging his little tail.]

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[iceandheather]

[His understanding of Sheep-talk is woefully inadequate.]

[Luckily, this isn't an ordinary sheep.]

Sweden?

[Manged to at least pick that up out of all that Baah-ing.]

...Don't tell me you done got yourself in a fix. Did you.

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[wiggly_george]

[WOW YOU"RE GOOD. HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT WOULD WORK.]

[Nods!]

[Wiggles toward, bumping his nose into you hand.]

Baaah...

[Look, this isn't his fault. All he wanted as an apple.]

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[iceandheather]

[Raises an eyebrow, then pets the Sweden-tentaclesheep]

[... It's kind of cute. In an odd sort of way]

That so.

[Not that he understood much of that.]

Looks like 'm goin' to have to do some changin'. Have I got that right?

[There will be Words after this]