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aphanon_meme

part 296 piles of hay

Nov 28, 2011 17:57

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin ( Read more... )

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anonymous December 4 2011, 21:35:54 UTC

Everyone is fucking where I cannot see.

dam_stijl December 4 2011, 21:38:29 UTC

[he's paid his exhibitionism dues for the year, thanks]

ooc xiaolongbaozhu December 4 2011, 21:39:11 UTC

locked smut thread count: 9

should i feel bad

Re: ooc anonymous December 4 2011, 21:40:54 UTC

no, you should unlock after completion :3

Re: ooc xiaolongbaozhu December 4 2011, 21:42:28 UTC

7 are completed but chances are they'll be forever locked UH

Re: ooc anonymous December 4 2011, 21:47:23 UTC

/most-pleading, least-judgmental, puppydog eyes ლ(´～`ლ) that at some point they may be quietly unlocked

Re: ooc xiaolongbaozhu December 4 2011, 21:49:59 UTC

/m

aybe one or two

/maybe

Re: ooc anonymous December 4 2011, 21:53:08 UTC

/tiny tailwag and puppykiss

/and the adoring hope-filled eyes of a puppy who might check back every month or three just in case

Re: ooc xiaolongbaozhu December 4 2011, 21:53:59 UTC

A-ANON THAT IS THE CUTEST MENTAL IMAGE STOP THAT

Re: ooc anonymous December 4 2011, 21:58:50 UTC

/bumps puppynose into you and snuffles gently and flutters eyelashes against your skin, puppybutterflykisses

no but have you ever noticed how boys and dogs always have the best eyelashes
like, i have short ones and have to wear mascara every day, my dog who is a boy has such amazingly lovely long pretty ones and does he care??does he remotely appreciate what he's got?? no!!wasted on him!!
/stops

Re: ooc xiaolongbaozhu December 4 2011, 22:06:50 UTC

/SCREAMS

and hahaha buhyoo anon I AM SURE YOUR SHORT EYELASHES ARE BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY
/petpets

Re: ooc anonymous December 4 2011, 21:59:22 UTC

/another anon joins with puppy-eyes and tail-wagging

Re: ooc xiaolongbaozhu December 4 2011, 22:07:45 UTC

N-NO I CAN'T

I CAN'T HANDLE IT ;_____;

/flings a blanket over you /sits in corner /hugs self

Re: ooc anonymous December 4 2011, 22:10:29 UTC

Now you must unlock.

You wouldn't want to disappoint two puppies, would you?

Re: ooc xiaolongbaozhu December 4 2011, 22:12:37 UTC

/gently carries the both of you out

/and locks the door ;___;

Re: ooc anonymous December 4 2011, 22:17:57 UTC

/you hear the whimper of a very unhappy puppy

How can you be so cruel?

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