part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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[iceandheather]

[iceandheather]

have you ever woken up with a bed full of hangers

[iceandheather]

Once. Reckon the nisse felt like makin' a joke.

[He has a feeling there might be another explanation, but he can't put his finger on it.]

[iceandheather]

ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR ICELAND BEING AN ALCOHOLIC?!

[iceandheather]

Last I checked, he wasn't.

... Y'sure you're not mixin' him up with Finland?

[iceandheather]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
HOW ELSE DO YOU DESCRIBE HIS DRUNKEN ANTICS?!

[iceandheather]

[It's been a while since he last spoke to Iceland, but he doesn't believe it.]

Don't know what you're on about. How about givin' me an example or two to judge by.

[iceandheather]

I'M PRETTY SURE HE GETS ALL LUVY-DOVEY WITH SOMEONE EVERY TIME HE DRINKS.

[iceandheather]

'S that all?

[Who?]

Ain't nothin' wrong with that, Anon. Nor unusual, neither.

[iceandheather]

oh so do you do it when you're drunk, Norway?

[iceandheather]

Wouldn't say I do, no.

[But just because he wouldn't say it doesn't mean it isn't.]

[iceandheather]

(SO MUCH FOR TRUTH THREAD, EH NORWAY)

I. See.
I think I may know where Iceland gets it from. Bye, No-way.

[iceandheather]

[Well, it's true that he wouldn't call it that!]

...See you, then.

[He still doesn't have any clue what Anonymous is on about.]

[iceandheather]

Who's your favorite family member?
You can only pick one.

[iceandheather]

That'd be Iceland, I think.

[Well, he doesn't just think it. He knows.]

[iceandheather]

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. I want a picture of him with you when he was little! Ah, but I suppose cameras didn't exist back then... Hmmm...