part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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Re: +1

[iceandheather]

Should stay in there. It'd spare us the bother've dealin' with you.

Re: +1

[kingkongeriget]

[THOSE DARNDEST THINGS NORWAY SAYS, MAN THEY'RE SO DARNDEST]

But then I'd get in trouble!

[iceandheather]

That's what's keeping you from it? Can think've plenty of times gettin' in trouble didn't stop you.

[kingkongeriget]

'cuz I'mma bastion'a righteousness inna world'a moral torpor, 'course!

Sorry I disappeared! Real life called

[iceandheather]

... Is that right.

[Stares]

Looks more like you're a bastion'a slackness to me.

It's okay!

[kingkongeriget]

Huh?

[that stare]

...there summat on m'face?

[iceandheather]

No.

... Might be you're just weird-lookin'. Ever think've that?

[kingkongeriget]

That's an awful funny way'a sayin' "pretty"! Might confuse folks like that, ya know!

[iceandheather]

Only if they're stupid enough to think that's what I meant. Which I didn't.

Wouldn't call you pretty, anyhow.

[kingkongeriget]

[pokes]

Fine! Handsome!

[iceandheather]

[Grabs at his hand and holds on as if to say, he's the one who does the prodding here, thanks]

Wouldn't say that, either.

[kingkongeriget]

[awwwwww damn]

Spoilsport!

[iceandheather]

Am not.

[Except that he is.]

You ain't bad, is all. That's it.

[kingkongeriget]

Ain't th'point! Th'point's havin' fun with it!

[iceandheather]

Not sure I follow.

[Realizes he's still technically holding his hand, and lets go]

Shouldn't surprise you that I ain't much for it.

[kingkongeriget]

Huh? Fer havin' fun?