part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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[anonymous]

France is not only handsome, cultured, and an expert in the ways of love - his soul is as sensitive and soft as the finest paintbrush, capable of pondering true emotion in gentle, waving tones. What nation could be more perfect? None, I tell you. None.

[anonymous]

[iceandheather]

[Well. That's unnerving.]

[But now that he's made his point -]

[Stops in front of Anon, and makes a mock-bow]

There. Satisfied?

[anonymous]

I'm not who you have to satisfy, skrrrt, I was just passing by and saw your performance, skrrrt.

[iceandheather]

[Oh, damn it.]

All've you look the same. My mistake.

[anonymous]

It was nice dancing, skrrt, I'll tell all my friends, skrrrt.

[iceandheather]

Think... there ain't any need for that.

[That's the last thing he needs.]

[anonymous]

/popcorn.gif
you have to dance hard enough to make them jingle

[iceandheather]

[Oh, honestly]

'S enough. Or d'you expect me to go dancin' the Halling for you, is that it.

[anonymous]

now that you mention it
a halling is fine too

kick that hat

[iceandheather]

[Well, it's been a while, but-]

Fine.

But you'll have to help with it, understand. Can't go kickin' no hat without someone holdin' it up on a broomhandle right proper.

[anonymous]

okey
i will do it for you norwee
for your funny hat kicking dance and nipple bells all over the world

/gets hat and broom

[iceandheather]

Already told you, ain't nothin' like that.

[Deep breath]

[Starts going around - properly, this time. With purpose.]

Now hold that right up, will you.

[anonymous]

anything for you norwee baby
kick it good

[iceandheather]

[About to tell Anonymous to refrain from calling him that, but - this takes concentration, so they'll be spared the lecture for now]

[Circles again, then again - and then kicks the hat off, like so]

[And there are no bells to be heard]

[Point: Made. Score one for Norway?]

[anonymous]

point made
ooh mr norwee ooh