part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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[anonymous]

France is not only handsome, cultured, and an expert in the ways of love - his soul is as sensitive and soft as the finest paintbrush, capable of pondering true emotion in gentle, waving tones. What nation could be more perfect? None, I tell you. None.

[iceandheather]

'S right.

[Deep breath]

Now. No need to go spreadin' them rumours about bells, you hear?

[anonymous]

i suppose not
well played mr norwee

[iceandheather]

[Nods. Of course it was.]

Don't forget it. Ain't literal. 'S figurative.

[anonymous]

his nipple rings
on one of them, anyways

[anonymous]

/shock

and he wants anon to pull it?! ewwww

[anonymous]

it isn't ewwww
it feels nice!

[anonymous]

but his boobies jingle!

[thatssoamerican]

Lies! I'm way better than France, man!

[anonymous]

Really?
Then tell me, tell me about your feelings, tell me about your stories.

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[thatssoamerican]

My feelings...? and stories...?

2/2

[thatssoamerican]

My feelings are that I feel awesome all the time!!!

My stories are all about how I'm the hero and I always win!

What's greater than that, hm?

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[anonymous]

gravitas
that je ne sais quoi that France has
you don't have

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[thatssoamerican]

gravita...jenny says what?

We're on an American website, speak American!!

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[anonymous]

oh what would Sir Stephen T. Colbert say if he could see you now

fine America
you win the non-gravitas award

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[thatssoamerican]

Yeah!! More awards for me!!!!