part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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[iceandheather]

[Wait, how'd he get in this thread?]

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[tourkokratia]

Please? I'll trade you something if you tell me!

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[iceandheather]

[... Cute]

[However.]

No. 'S personal, understand. Y'wouldn't want people goin' around knowin' what scares you, would you?

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[tourkokratia]

I won't tell anyone else! I just wanna scare mama!

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[iceandheather]

Ah? ... Maybe y'should ask her, then. If 's her you need to know about.

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[tourkokratia]

I can't ask her, cause then she'll KNOW!

[leans in and whispers]

It's a prank!

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[iceandheather]

[Raises an eyebrow, then nods. Oh. Now he sees.]

Well, the yellin' might work on her. Just 'cause it didn't on me don't mean it won't.

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[tourkokratia]

[thinks about it]

Is there anything that works on everyone...?

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[iceandheather]

Not what I can think've. Not for scarin'. Startlin', now... that's a more sure thing.

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[tourkokratia]

[it's better than nothing]

I want a sure thing!

[looks at you expectantly]

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[iceandheather]

[...Cute.]

[Almost smiles. Almost.]

Ice-cubes down the back, then. Works like a charm.

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[tourkokratia]

[excited by this information]

[bounces on his feet a little]

...

[wait]

What's ice cubes...?

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[iceandheather]

[...Wait.]

Y'know what ice is, don't you?

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[tourkokratia]

Uh huh! It's cold and tastes good!

[thinking about ice cream]

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[iceandheather]

[Tastes good? ... Well, whatever, kid]

Right. So, there's a way to make little blocks've it, for puttin' in drinks, ya' ken? Should be some around in th' meme freezer somewhere. An' that's what they is. Works right well.

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[tourkokratia]

[paying very close attention and nods at every word]

Yakking!

[huge grin on his face]

Can I put three down the back?

[holds up three fingers]