part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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[anonymous]

Everyone is fucking where I cannot see.

[dam_stijl]

[sure, sure]

[iceandheather]

[Really.]

What's that look for, then.

[dam_stijl]

So the other day doesn't count, huh.

[he's half teasing and half legitimately curious what are norway's boundaries]

[iceandheather]

The other day?

[Raises an eyebrow]

Wasn't doin' nothin'. Was only havin' a Word with you, wasn't I.

[dam_stijl]

A Word, huh.

It was kinda - [uh] - intense.

[so he's thinking of all those times where denmark and iceland said norway had had a Word with them...well then]

[iceandheather]

Was it?

[It isn't usually that kind of Word.]

Just makin' sure you heard me right clear, is all.

[dam_stijl]

[well now he thinks it is]

Y-yeah...

[he's not sure what to say to the second thing, his memory gets fuzzy near the end... so he just rubs the back of his neck and sorta nods, sorta shrugs]

[iceandheather]

[It's a good thing that Norway doesn't know it.]

Would've rather'd having a talk in private, mind. Sinks in better then, usually. But y'looked busy.

[dam_stijl]

[norwee why do you always throw him for a fucking loop, always]

Uh. So y'picked...then... to do it.

[iceandheather]

Mhm. Figured a talk wouldn't distract you too much.

... 'S there a problem?

[dam_stijl]

No. [bites at his lip] Just surprisin'.

[iceandheather]

That I'd want to have a talk with you?

[dam_stijl]

That you'd wanna talk to me while I was jackin' off, yeah.

[iceandheather]

Ain't as if you weren't able to talk back. Might've put it off, then.

[dam_stijl]

[huffs]

Y'made it kinda hard to.