part 296 piles of hay

[aphanon_meme]

Meme, I expect all this hay to be spun into gold by tomorrow morning! Or I'll chop your head off. ... maybe. I'm loving the new show Once Upon a Time, and man, do I love Rumpelstiltskin. It's always been one of my favorite fairy tales - a miller's daughter in distress, a king that knows how to court a woman, and I mean, why does Rumpelstiltskin

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/Laaaate

[iceandheather]

You ain't been goin' around flappin' your yap about our private goings-on, have you.

[He might have overheard part of what was said to that eyes.gif. Maybe.]

[iceandheather]

Shut up, ya' damn jellyfish.

[But stops the pulling - even if only to save his own ears]

Should try thinkin' more often.

[kingkongeriget]

Should try easin' up more often!

[iceandheather]

No.

[Tug]

Should try not bein' an idiot more often.

[kingkongeriget]

[aaaaaaaauaghaslkfheraghflshfsjznfla]

[flails]

Should try lettin' go more often!

[iceandheather]

[Lets go - only because that flailing is damn annoying]

[Still holding onto his shirt, though]

Should try not givin' a reason to pull it to begin with.

[kingkongeriget]

No- mean ya really oughta try--

[reaches out HE'S GOING FOR THE STOMACH TICKLE]

-lettin' go!

[iceandheather]

Wha--

[Aajdhkjdfjfdffffff!]

[Lets go]

[And tries to hit him flails]

[And squirms away, or tries to]

[kingkongeriget]

[chases after]

Hey, wait! Tell me yer weak point!

[wait, that's not how you use a truth thread]

-where's it worst t'tickle ya, huh?!

[iceandheather]

[Oh hell no]

[He'll be getting the hell away from him right about... now]

[And clamping his mouth shut so he won't say it]

[...No dice]

Unner the - damnit - ribs - fuck -

[Denmark, you ass]

[kingkongeriget]

[HEY IT WORKED AWESOME]

[follows]

[the chase is half the fun!]

Yeah? An' are ya really mad?

[iceandheather]

[Oh god damnit. Runs]

No!

[...Shit]

Yer just annoying, is what.

[kingkongeriget]

[speeds up]

[but isn't even remotely in shape enough to maintain his speed]

An' yer confusin'! So we're square!

[iceandheather]

[Keeps on, but-]

[No, this is stupid]

[Stops, and steps aside]

Square. Fine.

[...And puts a foot out, hoping to trip him]

[kingkongeriget]

[huh? why'd he stop runnin-]

Huh? Nor, why-

[BAM]

[iceandheather]

[Mission: Accomplished.]

[Sinks down-]

What was that?

[-And sits on him]

[Try getting up now, Denmark.]