part 26 is just a small town girl

[aphanon_meme]

I'm... pretty sure that maxed in about two days. Am I right, or is my timing off? Because that's pretty crazy! And cool. But still crazy!

Enjoy part 26 mid 20s whaaat
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[pad_thai_guy]

Sawasdee. It is almost time for dinner. I am very excited. Thought a little bit nervous too. It is my first time eating Bulgarian food! I have my calculator with me. Though maybe I should have bring a math book along too..

[pad_thai_guy]

W-what's the calculator for, Thailand?

Are you going to bone Bulgaria? I heard he bites.

[pad_thai_guy]

Anon told me that Bulgaria like "slinky black numbers"! So I brought a calculator along to talk mathematics with him.
I don't understand? Why would I want to remove the bones from Bulgaria? I am not a cannibal. I don't think Bulgaria is one either. But I am not sure.

[pad_thai_guy]

My bad

What I really meant was if you are going to have sex with him, and top his pasty Bulgarian ass to Bangkok and back!

[pad_thai_guy]

[pad_thai_guy]

C'mon Thailand, do him in the butt, you know he wants it

and I know you're a raunchy soul at heart ;)

[pad_thai_guy]

We are just good friends!

[pad_thai_guy]

Ahh~ You are so lucky to have dinner with Bulgaria! Make sure he treats you right. And treat him right, too. I just want him to be happy. ;_;

[pad_thai_guy]

I am sure that Bulgaria will be very nice!
Chai. I will be on my best behavior too! Please do not worry.

[pad_thai_guy]

Let's hope Bulgaria doesn't chicken out like he always does!

[pad_thai_guy]

I believe in him! I think he will show up today.

[pad_thai_guy]

Oh azns and your math.

[pad_thai_guy]

But I think Bulgaria is better at math than I am! Anon have told me so.

[pad_thai_guy]

Take a gun and wear a bullet-proof vest, in case Bulgaria gets his dates mixed up, or his watch is slow or something.

[pad_thai_guy]

A-ah. Maichai. I do not think there will be a need for that!

di- unguent

[pad_thai_guy]

You never know.

At least hide a knife in your shoe or something.

And don't eat anything unless Bulgaria eats some of it first.