Part 28 ran away with the spoon

[aphanon_meme]

I stayed up just for the maxing, so after this post it's off to bed. Kind of sudden this time around, to me

Comments

[anonymous]

Does anyone else feel odd about following that Turkey/Ukraine "date" thread?
I totally ship it now. ;3;

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[not_america]

Apparently he enjoyed himself, but then I accused him of thinking I was Al. Spoilers: He did.

I-I need a little help here, okay? Like-- Okay *runs a hand up your--* H-hey, quit making that cute faceI--uhh...

Maybe we should fight first or something? I-I can't just jump in like this unless you keep making that face!

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[namethat_nation]

Was he actually sober for it? Spoilers: ... not a spoiler.

[wiggles a bit in startlement] W-What? What face -- kind of -- tickles, what face? H-Ha...

What, you mean hockey as fore- fore -- foreplay? This is getting way too complicated for one dare.

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[not_america]

When is he ever sober?

O-okay, maybe if I do--*goes in really close, but then pulls back*--This is... This is really weird, eh?

Here, I'll start us off then. *shoves* Maybe if we you weren't so awkward it'd be less complicated.

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[namethat_nation]

... Point.

[blinks at] I think I'm maxed out on weird by now or --

Hey! Not so -- [shoulders back] Not so hard. And how am I, how's this supposed to not be awkward when you have to -- I don't know -- turn this into the Discovery Channel okay never mind let's forget I ever went there.

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[not_america]

... This isn't going to work, is it?

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[namethat_nation]

......

Tabarnak de --

[squeezes eyes shut, drags over with clenched fists and kisses the hell out of]

-- Is that good enough or... or not?

OTL

[not_america]

!!!

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... Well, that was a pretty good, but I think you still have a few kinks to work out in your little kiss there, me.

*wraps arms around you and starts playin' some hardcore tonsil hockey*

ffffff

[namethat_nation]

[didn't... quite expect that, but you did not just insult his French-given kissing skills]

...

[breaks for breath]

-- Now that was just... cheating... you know.

[backs into the wall]

Re: ffffff

[not_america]

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*does... things* L-LOL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE I FEEL BAD I'M SUCH A COCK BLOCK

do you want to fade to black or smth

[namethat_nation]

[censored]

Re: do you want to fade to black or smth

[sparkofawesome]

YES. i'll just draw a picture and show it to romano later or something ; A ;

[not_america]

[censored]

Re: YES. i'll just draw a picture and show it to romano later or something ; A ;

[lion_guardant]

Where did I go wrong. ...I thought I'd stamped out France's influence!

Re: YES. i'll just draw a picture and show it to romano later or something ; A ;

[lion_guardant]

...YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.