part 30 is hopelessly devoted to you

[aphanon_meme]

We're so old. ... okay, 30 isn't that old, but at this point we're... what, 5 months old? Almost 6? And still active - it's peanuts! (... did you know that peanuts aren't technically nuts? They're a member of the legume family!)

Anyway, please enjoy part 30!

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Comments

[kawfeehero]

Has anyone seen a plane, about as long as France's body hair and as wide as England's eyebrows?

[kawfeehero]

I saw one at the airport!!

[kawfeehero]

Great! Did it have a shark-like face, sorta like Austria's ya know, painted on the front?

[kawfeehero]

Well, no...
It did have a maple leaf on it, though!

[kawfeehero]

Sounds like one of...

... What's his name.

[kawfeehero]

Yeah... yeah, him. Never mind that, though -- what's your name?

[kawfeehero]

How can you not know my name? I am just the greatest, most amazing, strikingly handsome nation of the entire universe!

[kawfeehero]

No way! But that's... that sounds a lot like my nation! You look nothing at all like him, though. N... Nothing at all... (fidgets)

[kawfeehero]

We gotta work on that shyness of yours! Who's your nation, then? I bet I totally look like them! There can only be one amazingly handsome, smart, talented, and great nation afterall!

[kawfeehero]

It's a secret... You probably wouldn't know him anyway!

...But what about all of those other nations? Surely you can't be the only handsome and intelligent one out there, eh?

[kawfeehero]

Oh, so is it what's-his-face?

Of course I am! Even the most handsome of others are just slightly less handsome than me! I am the one, the only, the

United States of America!

[kawfeehero]

I don't know about that, buddy. I think you'd be a tad more handsome if you grew your hair out a bit, y'know?

what a silly name for a nation! tee hee hee

[kawfeehero]

But most people think that guys with longer hair are gay. Which I'm not.

[kawfeehero]

Hmm, that's odd! You didn't strike me as being so insecure...

[kawfeehero]

I'm not! My borders can prove that! I'm just saying what others have said before.

[owned_russia]

Somehow those don't seem to be very... accurate measures, America.