part 30 is hopelessly devoted to you

[aphanon_meme]

We're so old. ... okay, 30 isn't that old, but at this point we're... what, 5 months old? Almost 6? And still active - it's peanuts! (... did you know that peanuts aren't technically nuts? They're a member of the legume family!)

Anyway, please enjoy part 30!

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Comments

[anonymous]

[preussen_eagle]

I'M NOT PREGNANT!!

The shop was out of fucking tests, so I'll have to wait to prove it!

[anonymous]

I suggest drinking a lot of rum and sitting in a hot bath.

Or perhaps taking a fall down some stairs.

[preussen_eagle]

... Wait, what?

[anonymous]

Or maybe you could take up weight lifting?

[preussen_eagle]

What, you think I'm not strong enough already or something!?

[anonymous]

You can always stand to be stronger!

[preussen_eagle]

Right!

... Okay then, maybe I will!

[anonymous]

I believe in you, Prussia! Lift those weights like they've never been lifted before.

[preussen_eagle]

FUCK YEAH I WILL! AHAHAHA!!

[anonymous]

(diff anon) Did you go to the doctor yet?

[preussen_eagle]

Ahahaha! Not yet! But I already know what the answer will be! Because I'M NOT PREGNANT.

[anonymous]

Just to make sure y'know, as the tests could be wrong like that other other anon. And once you go to the doctor and have an official statement, it will finally stop this once and for all.

[preussen_eagle]

Obviously! Then I'll show all those losers who doubted me!! AHAHAHA!

[kawfeehero]

Am I gonna be an uncle?

[preussen_eagle]

NO, because I'M NOT FUCKING PREGNANT!! AHAHAHA!