part 32 doesn't know the answer

[aphanon_meme]

"Oh, go to bed early and sleep in, there's no way they can make 1000 comments overnight during the deader hours!"

[wakes up, la la la, checks the meme real quick]

"EUROPEAN AND ASIAN AND AUSTRALIA ANOOOOOOOOONS!! "

You guys are crazy. But I salute you.

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[anonymous]

attaturk bb come back

[attaturk]

...That so, eh?

[leers]

What've ya got planned, then?

[greciangod]

[immediately breaks the hug and backs off a few steps]

[shrugs]

I'm supposed to--

[uh... compliments. supposed to compliment him]

...I like your... name...

[attaturk]

...Thanks.

Wish I could say the same to you.

Ya kinda suck at bein' "nice." Guess it's only to be expected though.

[greciangod]

...

[trying hard not to glare]

Yeah, well at least I'm trying... It's hard to be nice to someone who smells like sh--

...

sunshine and daisies.

Would you... like to...

...

...

[has no idea how to complete this sentence]

[attaturk]

Well, s'only you that got the dare to be nice, now wasn't it?

[laughs at him having to amend his sentence]

Would I like to what? You better make my day, if yer goin' to be nice to me.

[feels no urge to supply hints]

[greciangod]

[mentally cussing him out, but manages to take a few breaths and put up a friendly smile]

Would you like to... get a cup of coffee with me...? And maybe... talk?

[attaturk]

...Seems like ya do have a few manners tucked away in there somewhere after all!

As painful as it may be to spend time with you, I'm game for a bit of Turkish coffee. S'long as you're payin'.

[greciangod]

Why would I--??

...

...

...fine.

I don't care know where they sell that stuff, though...

[attaturk]

[gives a long-suffering sigh]

Guess it was too much to hope that you'd have a clue about good coffee!! Ya'd probably mess it up anyway.

S'pose it wouldn't hurt to jus' get it myself! I'm too kind.

[greciangod]

[is slightly bothered by the sigh, but ignores it]

...

I'm sorry my insufficient knowledge about your coffee distresses you so much. I've always wanted to learn more about your fascinating foods.

[ugh]

[attaturk]

Ya should be sorry! S'your loss! That crap ya call Greek coffee jus' isn't the same!

...An' that goes for baklava, too! Nothin' Greek about good baklava!

[is getting riled up]

[greciangod]

[be polite, be polite, be fucking polite...]

Yeah, well... We tried. You know how the saying goes: Can't please everyone...

[attaturk]

Ya know the other sayin' that goes: if at first ya don't succeed, stop tryin'? Huh!!

[slams down a cup of coffee for Greece and sips his own]

[greciangod]

[ignores the first part and just stares at the coffee, making no move to drink it]

...it looks... delicious...

[it looks like sludge...]

ooc: It's okay! ♥

[attaturk]

[raises an eyebrow]

Well, then go ahead and drink it, brat!

[keeps sipping at his, trying to calm down]

...An' if ya wanna talk, go ahead and say somethin'!