part 32 doesn't know the answer

[aphanon_meme]

"Oh, go to bed early and sleep in, there's no way they can make 1000 comments overnight during the deader hours!"

[wakes up, la la la, checks the meme real quick]

"EUROPEAN AND ASIAN AND AUSTRALIA ANOOOOOOOOONS!! "

You guys are crazy. But I salute you.

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[greciangod]

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[sighs]

Hi, Turkey. You're looking well today.

[greciangod]

Why would I--??

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...fine.

I don't care know where they sell that stuff, though...

[attaturk]

[gives a long-suffering sigh]

Guess it was too much to hope that you'd have a clue about good coffee!! Ya'd probably mess it up anyway.

S'pose it wouldn't hurt to jus' get it myself! I'm too kind.

[greciangod]

[is slightly bothered by the sigh, but ignores it]

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I'm sorry my insufficient knowledge about your coffee distresses you so much. I've always wanted to learn more about your fascinating foods.

[ugh]

[attaturk]

Ya should be sorry! S'your loss! That crap ya call Greek coffee jus' isn't the same!

...An' that goes for baklava, too! Nothin' Greek about good baklava!

[is getting riled up]

[greciangod]

[be polite, be polite, be fucking polite...]

Yeah, well... We tried. You know how the saying goes: Can't please everyone...

[attaturk]

Ya know the other sayin' that goes: if at first ya don't succeed, stop tryin'? Huh!!

[slams down a cup of coffee for Greece and sips his own]

[greciangod]

[ignores the first part and just stares at the coffee, making no move to drink it]

...it looks... delicious...

[it looks like sludge...]

ooc: It's okay! ♥

[attaturk]

[raises an eyebrow]

Well, then go ahead and drink it, brat!

[keeps sipping at his, trying to calm down]

...An' if ya wanna talk, go ahead and say somethin'!

[greciangod]

[reluctantly takes a sip... and burns his tongue]

[winces and sets it aside]

It's very good. I can see why you like it better.

[another awkward silence. but at least it looks like Turkey's going to stop yelling]

[first conversation starter that pops into his head]

Ukraine tells me you two might be... interested in each other?

[attaturk]

Damn straight it's bett--

[gets distracted and brightens up at the mention of Ukraine]

Course I'm interested! She's sweet~ ...Heeey! Wait a second!! She's been talkin' about me?! What'd she tell you?!

[greciangod]

[slightly confused at the sudden change in attitude, but hell, he'll take it over being degraded left and right]

...that you were... nice... and some other stuff...

[attaturk]

[sets his coffee down to hear what Greece has to say]

Nice? Damn!! Is that all she said?! What "other stuff"?

[greciangod]

[puffs out his cheeks in annoyance before blowing out a breath of air]

No, she said other stuff too. Just... other stuff

[attaturk]

[growls and downs the rest of his coffee]

Other stuff. What the hell is "other stuff"?!

[turns to Greece]

Drink your damn coffee before it gets cold, brat!!

[greciangod]

[grumbles under his breath before taking the cup and very. slowly. drinks.]

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[still drinking]