part 33 isn't fond of asparagus

[aphanon_meme]

Every time I tell myself, "There's no way it'll max overnight," it... maxes overnight. Maybe I should stop telling myself that!

DIV still isn't working, and I don't think those of us who put in support requests have gotten answers yet... hopefully we do! See edit.

Anywho, enjoy part 33!

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Comments

Re: Did someone call for America?

[not_capitalist]

You're looking well.

Re: Did someone call for America?

[lion_guardant]

If I'm your comrade, then WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?

*clings on, stubbornly*

Re: Did someone call for America?

[not_capitalist]

I listen only to true comrades.

[tightens his grip]

If, perhaps, you joined us...

1/2

[sue_persize]

2/2

[sue_persize]

THIS IS A PRANK, RIGHT.

Re: 2/2

[lion_guardant]

I never thought I'd say this, but - THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, YOU BURGER-MUNCHING BASTARD. *actually pulls America into a drunken hug*

*pauses* ...you do still like burgers, right?

Re: 2/2

[sue_persize]

[blink]

[thumps on the back?]

Are you still drunk? Is Russia still too big for his borders?

The hell is going on, anyway?

Re: 2/2

[lion_guardant]

There's been an invasion! While I was stuck up in the pot! And they hit some of y'r counterparts on the head an' dragged 'em down, to a basement...An' now there are stupid, Communist yous runnin' around!

Re: 2/2

[sue_persize]

[waves distractedly] You should stop smokin', no matter what that guy up north says.

And there's no way I or mes would give in that easy! They had to've done something else. Quick. [shakes] What else'd they do?

Re: 2/2

[lion_guardant]

I _DON'T KNOW_, I WAS STUCK IN A POT.

Re: 2/2

[sue_persize]

...

I don't get it. Could you say that in American?

Re: 2/2

[lion_guardant]

*sighs, and explains slowly as if to a child*

I WAS STUCK.

INSIDE.

A POT. You know, clay thingy where you put flowers and soil and oil and thingummys in?

Couldn't bloody well investigate what was goin' on if I was busy tryin' to get out of it!

Re: 2/2

[sue_persize]

Oh! Why didn'tcha just say so in the first place? [snicker]

Was it comfy? I mean, I bet that pot really liked you if it wouldn't let go for the end of the world or anything.

Re: 2/2

[lion_guardant]

It was a magic pot. *sulkily*

Re: 2/2

[sue_persize]

I thought you were magic. Or that's what you said. If I'd've known your weakness was pots that would've come in useful!

Re: 2/2

[lion_guardant]

_I_ magicked the pot! So your pots wouldn't be as powerful, and why would you want to stick me in one, hm?