If You Seek Amy
Title: If You Seek Amy
Author: franceismyhomie
Recipient: elysiumspirit
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: A My Immortal-esque fanfiction. Bonus if it includes super-preppy US.
Summary: Hi my name is Desidaria Raven Chasity Cholera Castiel and I am the country Atlantis!
Chapter One:
(A/N: If you dun liek den dun read! If you flame dis story, ur a goth!!!!11!)
Hi my name Is Desidaria Raven CHasity Cholera Castiel and I am the representation of the country Atlantis. A long time ago my country was flodded up and swallowed up by the sea but after a reason earthquake, it finally rose to surface and I was a country again! Becoz I’m a country again, I have to go to Gakuen Hetalia! That’s the school that all the countries go to. I’m in the North American house because Altanis is in the middle ov da ocean between North America and Euroep. I have long raven black hair (that’s how I got my second name - my first one Desidara means desire in Italian - which is totally a sexy langauge) with blue and purple lowlights. I have vibrant red eyes and really pale skin but I’m not an ablino coz I have really good eyesight like a dog. A lot of people tell me I look really goffic but I tell them to shut up because I’m totally not goffic! Goths piss me off - they think they’re so cool. I’m a prep and I’m actually really really cool and I dress really cool too. Like today I was wearing a dark blue Hollister Surfriders Beach dress with blue flip flops. I was wearing light blue eyeshadow and light pink lipgloss. All the boyz were staring at me and some ov da gurls were too, but I’m straight so I stuck my tongue out at dem and winked at da boyz.
“Desidaria!!!!” a voice called out behind me. I turned around to see………….Alfred! Alfred is da country America, and he’s really really sexy. He has a brother who isn’t that bad looking, but he isn’t my type. I think he might be a goth - he hangs out with that Prussia guy, Gilbert and Gilbert is defiantly a goth.
“Hi Alfred!” I giggled cheerfully.
“Whot are you doing?” he asked me sexily.
“Oh nothing. I was going to go listen to Britney Spears and then go shopping and be cool,” I replied.
“Can I come with you?” he flirted.
I gasped.
Chapter Two:
(A/N: Dun flame dis story or else u r a goth! Her name is Desidaria nut MarySue ok?!!)
Da next day I woke up all happies and stuff coz I’m not a goth. I listen to Hilary Duff while straightening my long raven black hair and put on a Hollister Bolsa Chica white dress. I looked in the mirror and was kinda sad that I was all goffic looking but i put on lots of makeup and put on fishnet stockings and I looked totally sexy but not slutty because I’m not a slut.
“Hey Desidaria,” said a voice. It was………………………………………………………………………………Arthur! He is da country England and he is totally a goth. Today he was wearing a MCR shirt and tight leather jeans. I would think he was sexy but he’s a goth and goths are gross so I said, “ewww you look gross!” and he ran away crying.
Just then…………..Alfred shoed up! “Hey gorgous,” he said to me sexily. “Wanna go do preppy stuff with me?1”
“Like oh em gee,” I squealed. “I totally want to!”
Chapter Three:
(A/N: If u dun like den dun read!1!1!! Alfred and Desidaria are tru luv!)
After we finished doing preppy things and sticking our tongues out at those stdpid goths, me and Alfred went into his bedroom. We started frenching and then………WE HAD SEX!!1!!!1!!
“Oh oh oh ohoh!” I sed. I was getting an organism.
“Yes Desidara, yes!” Alfred screamed.
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO MOTHERFUCKERS DOING?!” a voice sed behind us.
It was …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
actually, I forget his name. IT WAS ALFREAD’S BROTHER!!!!!!!
Chapter Four:
(A/N: Hes yalling cuz he has a headache ok?! If u dun like den u must b a goth! Dun read ma story, goths!)
“WHY ARE YOU GAIZ FUKING ON MA BED?” Whatshisname yelled.
“This is now Desidaria’s bed! You can go sleep with those goths you’re always hangin out with!” Alfred exclaimed.
“YOU’RE A HOSER!” whatishisname yelled and stormed out of the room.
“Was dat ur bro?” I asked as we put our clothes back on.
“Yah. He’s a big loser so don’t care about him. He’s probably gone to cut himself,” Alfred replied.
“Oh. Kawaii,” I sed cuz I’m really smart and I can speak different languages like Japanese!!!1!!
“Oh guess what?! Alfred said cheerfully, there’s gonna be a Miley Cyrus performance today - wanna come with me?
“Oh em eff gee!” I squealed. “Like duh!”
Chapter Five:
(A/N: If u dun like den dun read, goths!)
When I woked up, I saw my bestie Elizaveta waiting for me! Elizaveta is so cool - she takes pictures of boy and boy stuff and shows them to me!! Boy on boy is so hot.
“Hey bitch!” she said cheerfully.
“Hi whore!” I snarked.
“Wheres’ your boyfriedn?!” she teased.
I blushed a delicat red. “I dunno who ur talkin’ about,” I said and she laffed.
“Gurl you’re so dating Alfred!! You guys are so cute!” she squaled.
“Thanks,” I said happily. She htne went to go beat up some stupid goths like that Gilbert guy who nobody likes cuz he’s a goth. So I went to go shopping, because I needed to wear something sexy fo the Miley Cyrus performance.
“Hey Desidaria,” a voice said behind me. It was……Arthur!
“GO away, icky Goth,” I said prissly cuz I’m too good to talk to goths.
“Why won’t you talk to me?” Arthur asked.
“Becox ur a goth1” I exclaimed angryly.
“Alfread used to be a goth!” Arthur yelled. “He was my boyfrnand!”
I gapsed.
Chapter Six:
(A/N: If u d un like dun stop reading ma story! Im gonna stop writing dis unless I get 100000 reviews!)
“Hey baby!” Alfred sed when he got back from whever he was.
“You dush!” I yelled, throwing a pillow at him. “You were a both?!”
“I’m sorry!” Alfread cryed when he realized I knew da truth. “I was a goth but then I stopped cuz it was stupid! I love you!”
“But you loved Arthur!” I yalled.
“But not anymore! His eyebrows are gross!” Alfred explaind. He was right.
I sighed. “Okay,” I sed finally. “I love you too.” And then we had sex and I had an organism becuz Alfrad is so hot and sexy and he had oen too because I have really big boobs bigger than Ukrain but I’m not fat and I’m really thin so I’m really secy too.
When we finished we went to da Miley Cyrus concert and we grinded up to each otha as she sang on da stage. I saw Liz and her bf dancing nearby and we stuck our middle fingers at each otha cuz we’re bffls and we can do dat.
After da concert we went back to our room but I had to go get something to drink cuz im atlantis and cuz I was under da water 4 so long I need to drink more than more ppl so when I was getting water I heard a voice.
“DESIDARIA. YOU MUST LIKE, TOTALLY KILL AMERIKA, DA?” a russian accent sed.
I turned around. It was………………………………………..Russia!
Chapter Seven:
(A/N: SEE? THAT WUZ IN CARAKTUR. RUSSIA IZ CREEPY SO HE WUZNT OOC OR W.E! DUN READ IF U R A GOTH!)
“WHAT ARE YOU SAYING”! I scramed at him.
“YOU LIKE, HAVE TO KILL AMERIKA AND STUFF OR ELSE I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU,” Ivan sed. “AND I DON’T’ LIKE, WANNA KILL YOU CUZ YOU’RE HOT AND I’D RATHER HAVE YOU COME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA!”
“EW,” I scramed. “I’M STRAIT SO I DUN WANNA COME ONE WITH MOTHERS111”
Ivan facepalmed. “You are like, so totally stupid,” he sed and I slapped him. “OW. THAT HURT. IF YOU DON’T KILL AMERIKA BY TMRW, I’M GUN KILL YOU!” he yelled.
I went back to my room feeling sadful. I din want to kill Alfread. He wuz ma one true luv~`1!1!
Wat wuz I gona do?
Chapter Eight:
(A/N: If u dun like den dun read! Goths go die!!1@@!@!!~111)
Da nex day I was takin’ changing into a cute Hollister shirt and short shorts from American Eagle. I used my Mac makeup to put on lots of eyeshadow and lipgloss. I looked totall sexy.
Then I herd whispers.
I turned around to see…………………………….France and Netherlands! They wer watching me change and mastercating to it!
“EW YOU FREAKS,” I screamed, throwing a shoe at htem> “GETDA FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM B4 MA BF COMES IN AND BEATS YOU UP!”
They ran away crying, their man sticks sticking up cuz they were hard cuz I’m so sexy. It wuz disgusting.
Just tehn, Alfread came in. “What’s wrong, Desidar?” he asked me in cronern.
“France and Netherlands were mastercating to me changing!” I yalled.
“Datz awful! Ima go beat them up!” Alfred said (A/N: SEE? WUZ DAT OOC? HE WUZ TRYIN 2 B A HERO!).
“No itz ok. I beat them up with a shoe,” I said.
“Desi ur so hot and poweful.” Alfrd sed and we began to french pashunately and we took our clothes off and had sex. It was awesum.
Chapter Nine:
(IF U DUN LIEK DIS STORY DEN DUN READ!`!!!)
“Hey bitch,” Lizzie said to me da nex day.
“Bonjour,” I sed cuz I can spek all kinds of langauges!
“There’s a Britney Spears concrt in town! Wanna go?” Lizzie asked me.
“Duh!” I sed happily. “Let’s go buy stuff so we can look rly sexy at the conert!”
“I know this awesome store nearby that has really awesum preppy clothes!” Lizzie said and we went to da store.
“Hola, senoras!” a cheerful sexy man said at da store.
“OMG ur so sexy!” I sed to him.
“You are too! Wanna have sex?” he aked.
“No I have a bf,” I sed.
“So do i!” he sed. “he Is so cute!” and then he showed us pictures. They were totally hawt; cuz boy on boy is totally hawt.
“Garcias! I am Antonio and I am Spain! Are yu gaiz lookin for preppy clothes?” he asked us.
“Like, duh!” Elizaveta sed. “We’re going to the Britney Separs concert!”
“Kawaii!” Antono sed and he got us clothes.
“Like oh em eff gee Desidario you look so hawt!” Lizie squealed.
“Yeah! I’m gonna give you these clothes for free cuz ur so beautiful!” Antonio sed.
“Thanks gaiz but im not dat pretty,” I sed.
Me and LIzize sed bai to Antonio and went to the conert where our bfs were. We danced like crazy and drank and smoked becuz we’re cool.
“OH baybay baybay how wuz I supposed to know…” Britney Spears sang (A/N: I DUN OWN DA LYRICS TO DAT SONG).
“This is so awwesum!” Lizzie sed as we danced.
“Kawaii!” I answered cheerfully.
Just then, Britney Spears took off her costume. We all gasped.
IT was…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Ivan!
“LIKE, YOU TOTALLY DIDN’T KILL ALFRED. SO NOW IMA KILL YOUUUU!” he yelled.
Chapter Ten:
(A/N: STOP READING MA STORY IF UR A GOTH! GOTHS CAN GO DIIIEEE!1!!!)
“Oh noes waat do we do?!” Lizzie screamed as Ivan jumped off da stage.
“It’s okay! I’ll fight him!” I yelled and I pulled out ma gun that I got from Vash cuz I seduced him and stole his guns bcuz im sexy liek dat.
“YOU’RE LIKE, TOTALLY GONNA DIE,” Ivan yelled.
I shot him with ma gun.
Ivan gasped.
………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….HE DIED.
“OMGOSH DESIDARAI YOU KILLED IVAN!” Alfred sed and we frenched in front ov every1.
“LET’S PARTy!” Lizzie exclaimed and we all danced to Miley Cyrus songs.
The End.
Author: franceismyhomie
Recipient: elysiumspirit
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: A My Immortal-esque fanfiction. Bonus if it includes super-preppy US.
Summary: Hi my name is Desidaria Raven Chasity Cholera Castiel and I am the country Atlantis!
Chapter One:
(A/N: If you dun liek den dun read! If you flame dis story, ur a goth!!!!11!)
Hi my name Is Desidaria Raven CHasity Cholera Castiel and I am the representation of the country Atlantis. A long time ago my country was flodded up and swallowed up by the sea but after a reason earthquake, it finally rose to surface and I was a country again! Becoz I’m a country again, I have to go to Gakuen Hetalia! That’s the school that all the countries go to. I’m in the North American house because Altanis is in the middle ov da ocean between North America and Euroep. I have long raven black hair (that’s how I got my second name - my first one Desidara means desire in Italian - which is totally a sexy langauge) with blue and purple lowlights. I have vibrant red eyes and really pale skin but I’m not an ablino coz I have really good eyesight like a dog. A lot of people tell me I look really goffic but I tell them to shut up because I’m totally not goffic! Goths piss me off - they think they’re so cool. I’m a prep and I’m actually really really cool and I dress really cool too. Like today I was wearing a dark blue Hollister Surfriders Beach dress with blue flip flops. I was wearing light blue eyeshadow and light pink lipgloss. All the boyz were staring at me and some ov da gurls were too, but I’m straight so I stuck my tongue out at dem and winked at da boyz.
“Desidaria!!!!” a voice called out behind me. I turned around to see………….Alfred! Alfred is da country America, and he’s really really sexy. He has a brother who isn’t that bad looking, but he isn’t my type. I think he might be a goth - he hangs out with that Prussia guy, Gilbert and Gilbert is defiantly a goth.
“Hi Alfred!” I giggled cheerfully.
“Whot are you doing?” he asked me sexily.
“Oh nothing. I was going to go listen to Britney Spears and then go shopping and be cool,” I replied.
“Can I come with you?” he flirted.
I gasped.
Chapter Two:
(A/N: Dun flame dis story or else u r a goth! Her name is Desidaria nut MarySue ok?!!)
Da next day I woke up all happies and stuff coz I’m not a goth. I listen to Hilary Duff while straightening my long raven black hair and put on a Hollister Bolsa Chica white dress. I looked in the mirror and was kinda sad that I was all goffic looking but i put on lots of makeup and put on fishnet stockings and I looked totally sexy but not slutty because I’m not a slut.
“Hey Desidaria,” said a voice. It was………………………………………………………………………………Arthur! He is da country England and he is totally a goth. Today he was wearing a MCR shirt and tight leather jeans. I would think he was sexy but he’s a goth and goths are gross so I said, “ewww you look gross!” and he ran away crying.
Just then…………..Alfred shoed up! “Hey gorgous,” he said to me sexily. “Wanna go do preppy stuff with me?1”
“Like oh em gee,” I squealed. “I totally want to!”
Chapter Three:
(A/N: If u dun like den dun read!1!1!! Alfred and Desidaria are tru luv!)
After we finished doing preppy things and sticking our tongues out at those stdpid goths, me and Alfred went into his bedroom. We started frenching and then………WE HAD SEX!!1!!!1!!
“Oh oh oh ohoh!” I sed. I was getting an organism.
“Yes Desidara, yes!” Alfred screamed.
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO MOTHERFUCKERS DOING?!” a voice sed behind us.
It was …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
actually, I forget his name. IT WAS ALFREAD’S BROTHER!!!!!!!
Chapter Four:
(A/N: Hes yalling cuz he has a headache ok?! If u dun like den u must b a goth! Dun read ma story, goths!)
“WHY ARE YOU GAIZ FUKING ON MA BED?” Whatshisname yelled.
“This is now Desidaria’s bed! You can go sleep with those goths you’re always hangin out with!” Alfred exclaimed.
“YOU’RE A HOSER!” whatishisname yelled and stormed out of the room.
“Was dat ur bro?” I asked as we put our clothes back on.
“Yah. He’s a big loser so don’t care about him. He’s probably gone to cut himself,” Alfred replied.
“Oh. Kawaii,” I sed cuz I’m really smart and I can speak different languages like Japanese!!!1!!
“Oh guess what?! Alfred said cheerfully, there’s gonna be a Miley Cyrus performance today - wanna come with me?
“Oh em eff gee!” I squealed. “Like duh!”
Chapter Five:
(A/N: If u dun like den dun read, goths!)
When I woked up, I saw my bestie Elizaveta waiting for me! Elizaveta is so cool - she takes pictures of boy and boy stuff and shows them to me!! Boy on boy is so hot.
“Hey bitch!” she said cheerfully.
“Hi whore!” I snarked.
“Wheres’ your boyfriedn?!” she teased.
I blushed a delicat red. “I dunno who ur talkin’ about,” I said and she laffed.
“Gurl you’re so dating Alfred!! You guys are so cute!” she squaled.
“Thanks,” I said happily. She htne went to go beat up some stupid goths like that Gilbert guy who nobody likes cuz he’s a goth. So I went to go shopping, because I needed to wear something sexy fo the Miley Cyrus performance.
“Hey Desidaria,” a voice said behind me. It was……Arthur!
“GO away, icky Goth,” I said prissly cuz I’m too good to talk to goths.
“Why won’t you talk to me?” Arthur asked.
“Becox ur a goth1” I exclaimed angryly.
“Alfread used to be a goth!” Arthur yelled. “He was my boyfrnand!”
I gapsed.
Chapter Six:
(A/N: If u d un like dun stop reading ma story! Im gonna stop writing dis unless I get 100000 reviews!)
“Hey baby!” Alfred sed when he got back from whever he was.
“You dush!” I yelled, throwing a pillow at him. “You were a both?!”
“I’m sorry!” Alfread cryed when he realized I knew da truth. “I was a goth but then I stopped cuz it was stupid! I love you!”
“But you loved Arthur!” I yalled.
“But not anymore! His eyebrows are gross!” Alfred explaind. He was right.
I sighed. “Okay,” I sed finally. “I love you too.” And then we had sex and I had an organism becuz Alfrad is so hot and sexy and he had oen too because I have really big boobs bigger than Ukrain but I’m not fat and I’m really thin so I’m really secy too.
When we finished we went to da Miley Cyrus concert and we grinded up to each otha as she sang on da stage. I saw Liz and her bf dancing nearby and we stuck our middle fingers at each otha cuz we’re bffls and we can do dat.
After da concert we went back to our room but I had to go get something to drink cuz im atlantis and cuz I was under da water 4 so long I need to drink more than more ppl so when I was getting water I heard a voice.
“DESIDARIA. YOU MUST LIKE, TOTALLY KILL AMERIKA, DA?” a russian accent sed.
I turned around. It was………………………………………..Russia!
Chapter Seven:
(A/N: SEE? THAT WUZ IN CARAKTUR. RUSSIA IZ CREEPY SO HE WUZNT OOC OR W.E! DUN READ IF U R A GOTH!)
“WHAT ARE YOU SAYING”! I scramed at him.
“YOU LIKE, HAVE TO KILL AMERIKA AND STUFF OR ELSE I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU,” Ivan sed. “AND I DON’T’ LIKE, WANNA KILL YOU CUZ YOU’RE HOT AND I’D RATHER HAVE YOU COME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA!”
“EW,” I scramed. “I’M STRAIT SO I DUN WANNA COME ONE WITH MOTHERS111”
Ivan facepalmed. “You are like, so totally stupid,” he sed and I slapped him. “OW. THAT HURT. IF YOU DON’T KILL AMERIKA BY TMRW, I’M GUN KILL YOU!” he yelled.
I went back to my room feeling sadful. I din want to kill Alfread. He wuz ma one true luv~`1!1!
Wat wuz I gona do?
Chapter Eight:
(A/N: If u dun like den dun read! Goths go die!!1@@!@!!~111)
Da nex day I was takin’ changing into a cute Hollister shirt and short shorts from American Eagle. I used my Mac makeup to put on lots of eyeshadow and lipgloss. I looked totall sexy.
Then I herd whispers.
I turned around to see…………………………….France and Netherlands! They wer watching me change and mastercating to it!
“EW YOU FREAKS,” I screamed, throwing a shoe at htem> “GETDA FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM B4 MA BF COMES IN AND BEATS YOU UP!”
They ran away crying, their man sticks sticking up cuz they were hard cuz I’m so sexy. It wuz disgusting.
Just tehn, Alfread came in. “What’s wrong, Desidar?” he asked me in cronern.
“France and Netherlands were mastercating to me changing!” I yalled.
“Datz awful! Ima go beat them up!” Alfred said (A/N: SEE? WUZ DAT OOC? HE WUZ TRYIN 2 B A HERO!).
“No itz ok. I beat them up with a shoe,” I said.
“Desi ur so hot and poweful.” Alfrd sed and we began to french pashunately and we took our clothes off and had sex. It was awesum.
Chapter Nine:
(IF U DUN LIEK DIS STORY DEN DUN READ!`!!!)
“Hey bitch,” Lizzie said to me da nex day.
“Bonjour,” I sed cuz I can spek all kinds of langauges!
“There’s a Britney Spears concrt in town! Wanna go?” Lizzie asked me.
“Duh!” I sed happily. “Let’s go buy stuff so we can look rly sexy at the conert!”
“I know this awesome store nearby that has really awesum preppy clothes!” Lizzie said and we went to da store.
“Hola, senoras!” a cheerful sexy man said at da store.
“OMG ur so sexy!” I sed to him.
“You are too! Wanna have sex?” he aked.
“No I have a bf,” I sed.
“So do i!” he sed. “he Is so cute!” and then he showed us pictures. They were totally hawt; cuz boy on boy is totally hawt.
“Garcias! I am Antonio and I am Spain! Are yu gaiz lookin for preppy clothes?” he asked us.
“Like, duh!” Elizaveta sed. “We’re going to the Britney Separs concert!”
“Kawaii!” Antono sed and he got us clothes.
“Like oh em eff gee Desidario you look so hawt!” Lizie squealed.
“Yeah! I’m gonna give you these clothes for free cuz ur so beautiful!” Antonio sed.
“Thanks gaiz but im not dat pretty,” I sed.
Me and LIzize sed bai to Antonio and went to the conert where our bfs were. We danced like crazy and drank and smoked becuz we’re cool.
“OH baybay baybay how wuz I supposed to know…” Britney Spears sang (A/N: I DUN OWN DA LYRICS TO DAT SONG).
“This is so awwesum!” Lizzie sed as we danced.
“Kawaii!” I answered cheerfully.
Just then, Britney Spears took off her costume. We all gasped.
IT was…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Ivan!
“LIKE, YOU TOTALLY DIDN’T KILL ALFRED. SO NOW IMA KILL YOUUUU!” he yelled.
Chapter Ten:
(A/N: STOP READING MA STORY IF UR A GOTH! GOTHS CAN GO DIIIEEE!1!!!)
“Oh noes waat do we do?!” Lizzie screamed as Ivan jumped off da stage.
“It’s okay! I’ll fight him!” I yelled and I pulled out ma gun that I got from Vash cuz I seduced him and stole his guns bcuz im sexy liek dat.
“YOU’RE LIKE, TOTALLY GONNA DIE,” Ivan yelled.
I shot him with ma gun.
Ivan gasped.
………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………….HE DIED.
“OMGOSH DESIDARAI YOU KILLED IVAN!” Alfred sed and we frenched in front ov every1.
“LET’S PARTy!” Lizzie exclaimed and we all danced to Miley Cyrus songs.
The End.