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To: Chinomi.
Characters: England and Iceland
Prompt: cod wars
Rating: G
NOTE: attempted to copy polarn 's style. If it's not long enough I can make it longer.
on tuesday iceland was sitting at home doing home repair because sweden wouldn't do it for him and he hit his finger with the hammer because he is used to using a viking hammer instead. iceland grew very angry and was in pain a little and stood up to shout at the hammer but the hammer was actually england!
"……who are you!" said iceland.
"i am england!" said england and he took out a marker and drew his eyebrows on and iceland gasped in surprise because he knew him now.
"why are you in my house?" asked iceland and he was a little worried his home would never be repaired and only spilt drinks upon instead.
"this is my house now!" said england and he drew england's flag on the wall with the eyebrow marker. iceland was looking shocked and he went to the fridge and took out a cod and put the cod in front of him because cods never look shocked.
"my cod" said england...!
england took the cod and boiled it in milk and ate it because he was english and iceland cried because he didn't even save the cheeks for him. iceland was wanting revenge so he blew up a volcano and england was wanting higher revenge so he talked to america and america talked to iceland. america planted a seed and the seed grew and grew until it became a mcdonalds! america and england went in the mcdonalds and england hit on the waitress but the waitress was actually iceland!
"give me something!" said iceland and america gave him chewing gum, nylons, and tobacco. iceland made a nest for the puffin with nylons and the puffin ate the gum but it spat it out and it landed on the hole in iceland's boat!
"my boat is fixed" said iceland and he put the boat in the water and sailed towards england who was sleeping.
"revenge…!" shouted iceland and he cut england's fishing line with a butter knife but it took a long time because it was a butter knife and later england woke up to have a paper hat with iceland's flag on it on his head!
"someone cut my line" said england and looked at the hat with the flag but he didn't know it was actually denmark who made the hat. england went to iceland's house and wrecked his home repair and took all the cod from his fridge but iceland laughed because icelanders don't eat cod!!!
"i want to blow up a volcano" said iceland but he didn't really and went to sleep.
Art by polarn from a long time ago
notes:
icelanders eat far more haddock than cod
america gave iceland nylon stockings, chewing gum, and tobacco during WWII in the occupation
Characters: England and Iceland
Prompt: cod wars
Rating: G
NOTE: attempted to copy polarn 's style. If it's not long enough I can make it longer.
on tuesday iceland was sitting at home doing home repair because sweden wouldn't do it for him and he hit his finger with the hammer because he is used to using a viking hammer instead. iceland grew very angry and was in pain a little and stood up to shout at the hammer but the hammer was actually england!
"……who are you!" said iceland.
"i am england!" said england and he took out a marker and drew his eyebrows on and iceland gasped in surprise because he knew him now.
"why are you in my house?" asked iceland and he was a little worried his home would never be repaired and only spilt drinks upon instead.
"this is my house now!" said england and he drew england's flag on the wall with the eyebrow marker. iceland was looking shocked and he went to the fridge and took out a cod and put the cod in front of him because cods never look shocked.
"my cod" said england...!
england took the cod and boiled it in milk and ate it because he was english and iceland cried because he didn't even save the cheeks for him. iceland was wanting revenge so he blew up a volcano and england was wanting higher revenge so he talked to america and america talked to iceland. america planted a seed and the seed grew and grew until it became a mcdonalds! america and england went in the mcdonalds and england hit on the waitress but the waitress was actually iceland!
"give me something!" said iceland and america gave him chewing gum, nylons, and tobacco. iceland made a nest for the puffin with nylons and the puffin ate the gum but it spat it out and it landed on the hole in iceland's boat!
"my boat is fixed" said iceland and he put the boat in the water and sailed towards england who was sleeping.
"revenge…!" shouted iceland and he cut england's fishing line with a butter knife but it took a long time because it was a butter knife and later england woke up to have a paper hat with iceland's flag on it on his head!
"someone cut my line" said england and looked at the hat with the flag but he didn't know it was actually denmark who made the hat. england went to iceland's house and wrecked his home repair and took all the cod from his fridge but iceland laughed because icelanders don't eat cod!!!
"i want to blow up a volcano" said iceland but he didn't really and went to sleep.
Art by polarn from a long time ago
notes:
icelanders eat far more haddock than cod
america gave iceland nylon stockings, chewing gum, and tobacco during WWII in the occupation