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May 06, 2009 18:44

There is a crisis in HQ. It isn't apparent on the surface, but if one were to look in the expansive kitchen one would notice something missing. Every last hamburger bun, every last tomato and head of lettuce, every scrap of American cheese, ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise, every last pickle and most importantly, every single ounce of ground beef is gone, vanished overnight. If one were to probe further one would find a distinct lack of potatoes, French Fried or otherwise in the building. In their place are pamphlets extolling the virtues of Communism and the Communist Party in every language such a thing could be available in. Any crappy American beer is still around though. There are some things too disgusting to take.

[ooc:I'm baaaaack~]

russia

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