Introduction of Sorts for A Contemporary America - He needs some help though...
*America was new to this place. He had been a hammerspace before but not this one. This one was way cooler. It was wider, taller, it had everything anyone could need ever! Not to mention his brothers ingreatdeeds and heismythrone often came by here. So did jr_hero who grew up to be americana_hero. He hoped they were around tonight. He had promised Canada and CSA that he'd celebrate their birthdays together but he couldn't make it. So to make up for it he had bought a lot of fireworks to celebrate as a late party and to be happy it was summer time.
So he set up rows after rows of fireworks, excited to set them off. He lit a long match, and quickly lit the ends of each rocket. He stepped back to watch them explode into blossoms of light in the night sky.*
Wow! Woo hoo! This is aweso-
*One rocket, a supposed dud, chose that exact moment to explode in America's face.*
ACK!
[So somebody come rescue this hero! Please? I'm newish, and wasn't sure how to intro this guy. He'd love to make friends with anybody and everybody! So please do?]
So he set up rows after rows of fireworks, excited to set them off. He lit a long match, and quickly lit the ends of each rocket. He stepped back to watch them explode into blossoms of light in the night sky.*
Wow! Woo hoo! This is aweso-
*One rocket, a supposed dud, chose that exact moment to explode in America's face.*
ACK!
[So somebody come rescue this hero! Please? I'm newish, and wasn't sure how to intro this guy. He'd love to make friends with anybody and everybody! So please do?]