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Keep the noise low, She doesn’t want to blow it ( Read more... )

I was listening to "Getting into You" by Relient K, and I always assumed it was about a girl. Then, I looked at the lyrics. It's kinda creepy, like the song "You light up my life". That was just me randomly shouting about stuff. Now onto the issue at hand. Let's start with tonight's Monday Night Raw. I missed the first few minutes, and I came back ( Read more... )

Ok, the chinese food just got here, and I'm ready to post. Let's say that I needed some food, because without it, I tend to get a little woozy. Especially after I've had a few. That was in no way an admission of guilt. I just came up with a weird idea. Has "Back to the Future" ever been made into a musical? Think about it, we take the best movie, ( Read more... )

It's midday, seems about the right time for an entry, eh chaps? I'm listening to the hip hop. I like calling it "the" hip hop, because I feel like an even bigger geek when I do that. To quote MC Chris "Quit pickin' on me/ because I'm a geek/ I'm strange to you/ you're strange to me" There's more, but I don't want to offend anybody, cuz I hate when ( Read more... )

Ok, I'm not gunna name names, but if these people read this post, they'll know who they are, hopefully. Or not. I don't care. Recently, a friend of mine broke up with her boyfriend, and is now going out with quite possibly the biggest asshole I've ever met. This is just another example of my favorite theory: girls love assholes. Sure, girls say ( Read more... )

I was in Merchantville with my cousin and his friend this afternoon, when out of nowhere, some dude I don't know punches me in the eye. Apparently, I said something to piss him off. I hit him back a few times and he backed down. My cousin then tells me "Dude, you're fuckin' bleeding!" turns out the guy's ring sliced me open on my eyebrow. No ( Read more... )

Hello, and welcome to the Fun House that is Aphex The Unholy. Allright, if anyone knows me, these stories may seem interesting, but there's a slim chance. I'll start from a few days ago. It was Saturday, and I took the SAT's.(And I don't mean the Spanish Announce Team...if you have any idea who they are, I give you props.) They were a long ass ( Read more... )