*cell phone rings*
Me: Hello
Voice: Are you outta bed yet?!?!
Me: O_O ...excuse me?
Voice: This is Mr. Woods!
Me: ...uh
Voice: What are you doing?
Me: ...I'm sorry, who are you trying to reach?
Voice: ...is this not Dee?
Me: No...you have the wrong number.
Voice: Oh, my apologies. You sound like Dee. I'm sorry for taking such...liberties.
Me: That'
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